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79. An Interview with Jill Myles, Jessica Sims, and Jessica Clare - Part 2

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by SB Sarah

Our conversation from last week with Jessica Clare et al continues. We touch on trends, predictions, and many different books. We talk about dark, angsty, gritty romance, villain heroes, and lizard heroes, and the benefits of bingo book pimping.

Note: if you're listening in a car, in the first 4 minutes, there is a siren in the background of the podcast. That was my fault - I didn't mute my microphone quick enough. Sorry about that - you're not about to get pulled over. (Also, I say at one point that RWA National in 2007 was in San Francisco - it was in Dallas. My bad.)

 

Book George RR Martin - Game of Thrones Book Last Hour of Gann R Lee Smith Book Cottonwood R Lee Smith

Book once upon a billionaire - Jessica Clare Book Bedroom Games - Jessica Clare Book Ride With Me - Ruthie Knox Book Let's Pretend This Never Happened - Jenny Lawson

 

 

Book BEFORE YOU BREAK/Christina Lee

 

Don't miss Christina Lee's brand new ebook BEFORE YOU BREAK, a beautiful and emotional New Adult romance about a bad boy on the edge—and the girl who’s about to fall hard.

A college baseball star isn't supposed to have skeletons in his closet. But Daniel Quinn is hiding a guilty past so dark he refuses to let anyone get close. Except there's something about gorgeous, studious Ella Abrams that goes beyond the electric attraction between them--something that makes him want to open up.

Ella has suffered enough heartache and guilt to fill one of her psychology textbooks, but she keeps that part of herself hidden behind a bubbly exterior. Until she receives an anonymous call while working a suicide helpline and the voice on the other end touches something inside of her that she can't ignore.

Soon Ella and Quinn's physical connection heats up, even as their deep and revealing hotline talks intensify. But by the time Ella realizes that her seductive jock and her sensitive caller are the same guy, it might be too late to save him--or to stop herself from falling too far...

Before You Break will be on sale February 18th wherever ebooks are sold.

 

 

Our music in each episode is provided by Sassy Outwater, who is most excellent. This podcast features new music! This is a song called "Mackerel & Tatties" by Michael McGoldrick from his album, Aurora. You can find the album at Amazon or at iTunes. Sassy says that, "Michael is one of, if not the most accomplished, pipe and flute players in the Celtic genre today. Michael plays for the legendary Scottish band Capercaillie while recording his own solo albums and playing for other artists. You can find him anywhere the web is and anywhere Scottish music is. He is one of the foremost flute and pipe players of our time." I hope you like the new music!

If you like the podcast, you can subscribe to our feed, or find us at iTunes. You can also find us at PodcastPickle.

Come find us! You can talk to us on the blog entries for the podcast, or email us, or talk to us on Facebook if that's where you hang out online - or call us on our Google Voice number. Lots of options! And we want to know: which books are your iconic ugly cry books? Do you have cyclist romances to recommend? You can email us at sbjpodcast@gmail.com (WE LOVE EMAIL! Send us some!!) or you can call and leave us a message at our Google voice number: 201-371-DBSA. Please don't forget to give us a name and where you're calling from so we can work your message into an upcoming podcast.

Thanks for listening!

Categories: DBSA Romance Fiction Podcast



Friday Videos Like Discovery and Science

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by SB Sarah

Another MelodySheep video about science? I'm in! It's not as melodic as this previous videos, but it's visual candy for sure. 

Link!

Thanks to Gry for the heads up about this one. And if you need some more melody and science, here's some more: 

Terry Crews and the Old Spice Remix . It'll blow your mind right in front of your face. 

I hope you have a powerful, curious, and good-smelling weekend!

Categories: Friday Videos, General Bitching


Books on Sale: Contemporaries, Comics, and Cookbooks!

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by SB Sarah

Book Carolina Home - Virginia Kantra

Carolina Home by Virginia Kantra is $1.99 right now. This is a contemporary romance, book 1 of the Dare Island series, set in a small fishing village in North Carolina. It has a 4+ star average on GR, where readers praise the vivid realism of the setting and the characters. (I love when books like this on sale - I know a few friends who would really enjoy a story like this one, and for $2 I can gift it to all of them. Yay!)

Home to the Fletcher family for generations, Dare Island is a fishing village rocked by changing times--its traditions slipping away like sands of the North Carolina coast.

Single dad and fishing boat captain Matt Fletcher deferred his own dreams to support his innkeeper parents and build a future for his sixteen-year-old son. Matt has learned to weather life's storms by steering a steady emotional course...and keeping a commitment-free approach to love.

Newcomer Allison Carter came to Dare Island to escape the emotional demands of her wealthy family. The young teacher aims to build a life here, to make a lasting place for herself. She doesn't want to be another Woman Who Once Dated Matt Fletcher. It's both tempting and dangerous to believe she can be something more.

Then Matt's brother Luke makes a sudden return home, with a child of his own--and a request that will change all their lives. With a child's welfare at stake, Matt must turn to Allison to teach him to let go of the past, open his eyes...and follow his heart.

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Book A Royal World Apart - Maisey Yates

A Royal World Apart by Maisey Yates is .99c right now. This is a Harlequin Presents novel, which means opulent settings, exceptionally wealthy, possibly royal characters, alpha males and very sudsy, very fun stories. This book has a 3.6-star average at GR, but those who loved it really looooooooooooved it.

When duty wars with desire, which one wins?

With her life mapped out since birth, Princess Evangelina Drakos—known for her dramatic flair—hopes the minor scandal she plans to create will deter potential suitors.

Hired for Eva’s security, unemotional bodyguard Makhail Nabatov never makes a mistake—but the impulsive princess pushes his resolve to the limits. It’s not long, however, before the beautiful and imprisoned Eva entices him to leave his bonds of duty and honour behind.

Whilst their chemistry reaches fever-pitch, Makhail knows he knows he must deny his desire—for Eva is promised to another man…

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Book Black Widow - The Name of the Rose

This isn't a romance; it's a comic collection. One of today's Kindle Daily Deals is Black Widow: The Name of the Rose by Marjorie Liu, on sale today only for $1.99. Liu has written urban fantasy and paranormal romance - most notably her Dirk & Steele series. She also writes for Marvel, and when she and I did several events together at the Melbourne Writers' Festival last year, she talked a lot about the differences in the writing and in the writer's community of both. It was fascinating. Liu's story for Black Widow also represents the first time that character has had her own headlining story in the Marvel universe.

The deadly super-spy from IRON MAN 2, INVINCIBLE IRON MAN and CAPTAIN AMERICA in her own action-packed tale! Natasha Romanoff is not a super hero. And yet as the Black Widow, she manages to hold her own against a world of incredibly powerful enemies and allies. But now someone has tried to kill Natasha and almost succeeded. Now she sets out to find her attacker with no suspects and no leads. Who could be deadly enough to get the drop on Natasha?

COLLECTING: Black Widow #1-5

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Book Don't Panic- More Dinner's in the Freezer

Don't Panic - More Dinner's in the Freezer is $1.99 digitally right now. This is a cookbook focused on helping you prepare a whole bunch of different meals in bulk, like 5-10 at a time, with instructions on shopping sales, bagging and wrapping for the freezer, and defrosting instructions.

I have this book, and the previous version, Don't Panic - Dinner's in the Freezer, so what follows is sort of a micro-review. Pros: the books (both of them) give great instructions for watching for sale prices on meat or shopping when prices are most likely to drop on more expensive cuts. You do indeed make a complete bargeload of food all at once, then shove it in the freezer and have meals half-ready for weeks. They make a great point that this is a good project to do with a friend - do all the prep together, split the meals that result. Plus, if you are a person who frequently gives a casserole or meal to someone who needs one, this will help you have a massive stockpile of foods to choose from. The recipes can be labor intensive, but if you've set aside a Saturday afternoon for all the assembly, you can get through it. Each recipe comes with portion directions for 2-9 servings. 

The cons, for me: much of the recipes call for pre-packaged sauces, bottled dressings, and ingredients with preservatives or corn syrup - which I am trying really hard to avoid. So after about two rounds of making-all-the-meals and then freezing them all, which was completely AWESOME for meal planning, I realized that much of what was in the book wasn't going to work for the way I was trying to eat. But what we did try from this book and the previous one, we did enjoy. This book is part of what started me on the goal of making sure Present Sarah does Future Sarah a favor by being organized in the present and future. Spending an afternoon chopping, assembling and freezing was a big favor to Future Sarah, who only had to pull bags or packages out of the freezer to prepare for that night's dinner.

Hectic lifestyles make traditional cooking methods nearly obsolete in many families. The results are poor nutrition and budgets strained by the high cost of fast food or commercially prepared meals. Now, due to popular demand, the ladies who brought you Don't Panic--Dinner's in the Freezer offer more of their simple and economical recipes designed to be prepared and frozen for future use.

Don't Panic--More Dinner's in the Freezer gives practical tips for planning, organizing, and shopping for meals, as well as unique ways to freeze and reheat prepared foods. Every recipe includes measurements for cooking alone or as a joint venture with one or two friends. Families, singles, retirees--everyone who needs to eat--will find fast and easy answers to the question, "What's for dinner?"

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Thanking the February Advertisers

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by SB Sarah

Time to thank the lovely folks who decorate the right sidebar with ample temptations in the form of books, books and man titty on books. Yay! And it's also time to thank you for being here. Hi! And thank you! If you've clicked or looked at an ad, you've helped support the site, and you've helped authors, publishers, and other fine folks who want to reach romance readers directly. Thank you!

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Juliette Miller - Highlander Mine Alessandra Torre - Blindfolded Innocence

A Matchless Romance- Christi Barth Connected - Kim Karr

Samhain - Vivian Arend and HelenKay Dimon Baby Be Mine and Baby It's Cold Outside Contemporary Romance

Categories: General Bitching


Books on Sale: Six Free Books from Maggie Shayne, Vampire Romance Pioneer, Plus YA & More

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by SB Sarah

Book Maggie Shayne Collection Wings in the Night Part 1

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS. Whenever we talk about vampire romance, many readers bring up Maggie Shayne's vampire romances as some of the earliest, and some readers' favorites.

This collection includes six books: Twilight Phantasies, Twilight Memories, Twilight Illusions, Beyond Twilight, Born in Twilight, and Twilight Vows. That's over 1000 pages of vampire romance.

AND IT IS FREE, CHEESY BREAD, FREE! GO GO! 

Indulge in six dark and sexy tales from Maggie Shayne's award-winning vampire series Wings in the Night.

Part 1 of the collection includes Twilight Phantasies, Twilight Memories, Twilight Illusions, Beyond Twilight, Born in Twilight, and Twilight Vows.

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Book The MacKenzie Family Security Series Box Set

The MacKenzie Family Security Series by Liliana Hart is a box set of three novels for $2.99. This is books 7-9 of her MacKenzie series, and are military romantic suspense novels in a popular series.

Three MacKenzie Security books in one!

SHADOWS AND SILK

Agent Brant Scott knows when a battle is lost. He’s been an integral part of hunting down members of the del Fuego cartel for years, but it’s not the violent criminals that have the ability to bring him to his knees. That honor belongs to one woman. And after spending a night in Darcy MacKenzie’s bed, he knows he has to disappear from her life or risk her finding out the one secret that can make her despise him forever.

Darcy MacKenzie is hell on wheels. At least that’s what her brothers tell her. And when she has the chance to work with the elite team assigned to destroy the most dangerous drug cartel in the world, she jumps at the chance to lend her expertise by deciphering the Mayan hieroglyphs the cartel is using to send messages.

The only problem is her partner is none other that Brant Scott—the only man she’s ever loved and the one who left her without a backward glance. With secrets of her own—and a body built for sin—Darcy is more than an equal match for the stubborn Brant. But loving each other could be more of a risk than either is willing to take.

SECRETS AND SATIN

No one knows heartbreak like Jade Jax. After losing her husband to a tragic death, she doesn’t believe love can happen twice. But after years of living a half-life without her husband, her body starts to waken again, and needs she’d forgotten come to the surface.

Max Devlin never thought Jade would want him outside of his dreams, but fate plays a helping hand when they’re thrust into a high stakes mission, protecting each other’s backs like old times. Max decides he’s finally ready to end his bachelor ways, but he learns quickly that happily-ever-after isn't always possible. Because Jade has no desire to ever love again. Not when she knows how painful it can be.

SINS AND SCARLET LACE

Declan MacKenzie has loved the same woman for as long as he can remember, but after a mission early on in his career turns deadly, he realizes he can never have a wife or family and keep them safe. So he watches her marry another man.

Sophia Huxley is involved in a nightmare. Her late husband has been labeled a traitor and he's made her the fall guy. There's no one she can call to prove her innocence. Except the man who broke her heart.

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Book Wintergirls

Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson is $2.99 today as a Kindle Daily Deal. This is a powerful and multiple award-winning YA novel about a young woman dealing with grief, mental illness, and anorexia.

Plus, as part of the KDD, there are three additional novels by Laurie Halse Anderson at $2.99 at Amazon and BN: Catalyst, Twisted, and Prom

“Dead girl walking,” the boys say in the halls.
“Tell us your secret,” the girls whisper, one toilet to another.
I am that girl.
I am the space between my thighs, daylight shining through.
I am the bones they want, wired on a porcelain frame.

Lia and Cassie are best friends, wintergirls frozen in matchstick bodies, competitors in a deadly contest to see who can be the skinniest. But what comes after size zero and size double-zero? When Cassie succumbs to the demons within, Lia feels she is being haunted by her friend’s restless spirit.

In her most emotionally wrenching, lyrically written book since the multiple-award-winning Speak, Laurie Halse Anderson explores Lia’s descent into the powerful vortex of anorexia, and her painful path toward recovery.

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Book Uglies by Scott Westerfeld

Uglies by Scott Westerfeld is $1.99 right now. This is a YA novel about a dystopian society full of teens who have cosmetic surgery to become perfect at age 16.

Everybody gets to be supermodel gorgeous. What could be wrong with that?

Tally is about to turn sixteen, and she can't wait. Not for her license - for turning pretty. In Tally's world, your sixteenth birthday brings an operation that turns you from a repellent ugly into a stunningly attractive pretty and catapults you into a high-tech paradise where your only job is to have a really great time. In just a few weeks Tally will be there.

But Tally's new friend Shay isn't sure she wants to be pretty. She'd rather risk life on the outside. When Shay runs away, Tally learns about a whole new side of the pretty world and it isn't very pretty. The authorities offer Tally the worst choice she can imagine: find her friend and turn her in, or never turn pretty at all.

The choice Tally makes changes her world forever.

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Categories: Ebooks, Free or Cheap Ebooks, General Bitching


Transcript: Podcast 79 An Interview with Jill Myles, Jessica Sims, and Jessica Clare - Part 2

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by SB Sarah

Here is a text transcript of DBSA 79. An Interview with Jill Myles, Jessica Sims, and Jessica Clare - Part 2. You can listen to the mp3 here, or you can read on! 

This podcast transcript was crafted by hand - really, all typed by hand - in artisanal old world fashion by Garlic Knitter. Many thanks.

 Here are the books we discuss:

Book George RR Martin - Game of Thrones Book Last Hour of Gann R Lee Smith Book Cottonwood R Lee Smith

Book once upon a billionaire - Jessica Clare Book Bedroom Games - Jessica Clare Book Ride With Me - Ruthie Knox  Book Let's Pretend This Never Happened - Jenny Lawson


[music]

Sarah Wendell:  Hello, and welcome to another DBSA podcast!  I’m Sarah Wendell from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books, and with me is Jane Litte from Dear Author, and…Jillessica!  Or Jessica Sims, Jessica Clare, Jill Myles, all the same person.  This is part 2 of the interview that we started last week, and after this I have some email from readers and listeners, which is always a cool thing.

The music that you’re listening to is provided by Sassy Outwater.  This is brand-new music, and I’m so excited!  I’ll have information at the end of the podcast as to who this is.

And this podcast is brought to you by Before You Break by Christina Lee, a brand-new eBook New Adult romance about a bad boy on the edge and the girl who’s about to fall hard.  I’ll have information at the end of the podcast about that too!

And now, on with the podcast interview…

[music]

Sarah:  You were talking earlier about sort of light comedy, Katy Perry romances –

Jess:  Yes.

Sarah:  - and we did an interview with Lisa Renee Jones, and her prediction for what was going to be the next big thing was contemporary comedy because, in her opinion, the, the trend has been so dark and so emotional and so angst-y and so much uglycry that the next sort of popular arc will be comedy.

Jess:  No, I disagree.

Sarah:  You don’t think so?  What do you think?

Jess:  No, I think, I think romance is going to branch out, and it’s going to become [sigh], I think dark is going to stay around for a while because I think people are really into the villain-hero, and I think the, it is going to spread out a bit more, and we’re going to see a lot more different genres get sucked in.  Like, I think paranormal is tired, but I think science fiction romance with diff-, and maybe fantasy romance with a darker sort of storyline is going to be pulled in.  Like, there’s one particular author – I love fantasy romance.  Nobody writes enough fantasy romance, and I’m, like, the only person that keeps asking for it.  But there’s one author that writes fantasy romance, and I can’t stand it because it’s not the kind of fantasy romance that I want.  It’s very light and fluffy and happy, and I want the dark, the gritty, romance-y, sexy, dirty, George R. R. Martin type romance.  Maybe not the one where everybody dies, like George R. R. Martin, but you know what I mean, just really dark, really gritty, really down to earth, and I think that is where we’re going to see romance heading, because I think, like, books like The Last Hour of Gann, which is my favorite book ever now, I’m re-reading it for, like, the fourth time right now.  I think the romance genre is really missing those huge, meaty, dark, gritty stories with a very different sort of hero and heroine in it, and I think that is where the genre’s going to go.  It’s going to get even weirder, I think.  I don’t think it’s going to go towards happy, because I think happy is, it’s too expected.  I think we’re going to keep going in unexpected directions, and I think that’s really exciting to me as a reader, because I love picking up a book and going, Holy shit, I can’t believe that just happened.  So, I –

Sarah:  Like, I didn’t expect to like this book, but I did!

Jess:  Thank you.  I can’t, I did not expect to fall in love with the lizard hero, but I love that book so much I sent my mom a copy.  I was like, Mom, please read this.  I’m like, I know it’s kind of weird, but I have to talk to somebody about this book.  It’s amazing.  And she loved it!

Sarah:  We talked about this, we talked about this book last time, and I told, I told Jane that every time we talk about this book, I keep picturing Jar Jar Binks as the hero –

Jess:  No!  I –

Sarah:  - and it’s not doing it for me.  [Laughs]

Jess:  I played Everquest for, like, years –

Sarah:  Yeah?

Jess:  - and I keep picturing one of the lizard heroes, the lizard guys that were in – Iksar!  That’s who I picture when I picture the hero.  So all you Everquest nerds out there, if you want an Iksar hero, The Last Hour of Gann, best book ever!  Yes, look up Iksar, I-K-S-A-R.  So…

Sarah:  Okay, I can totally see what you’re saying here.  He’s even got man-titty!

Jess:  Yes!  And he’s got the little, the little panty thing like she mentions in the book.  He’s wearing the man-panties!

Sarah:  Do you guys think this is Iksar fanfic?

Jess:  I think so!

Sarah:  [Laughs]

Jess:  But, you know, I’m such a fangirl of this author, like, I read Cottonwood, and I’m like, it’s clearly District 9 fanfic, and I don’t even give a shit!  So…

Sarah:  [Laughs]

Jess:  You know, it’s just awesome, and I read all of her other books, and I’m looking for, like, okay, what is this fanfic of?  And I don’t even care!  I love fanfic, as long as it’s good fanfic.  If it’s boring, shitty fanfic, I don’t want to read it, but if it’s good fanfic – That’s how I got started, is I used to write fanfic when I was a teenager, because I would fall in love with, like, the secondary characters, and the secondary characters never had enough going on on the page, and so I would write the stories in between.

Sarah:  Right.

Jess:  And so, I love fanfic.  I’m all for it.  You know, there ain’t no shame in writing fanfic.  Even if you tell me it’s fanfic of something, that’s like a selling point for me.  So, I would be fine with that, but I read all of her other books trying to figure out, you know, what exactly is this a fanfic of?  And so far I haven’t figured it out yet.

Sarah:  It’s Iksar fanfic!  [Laughs]

Jess:  Swear to God, I bet it is!  And you know what?  I think the world needs some MMO romances out there.  I would love to write one if I had the time, but anybody else who’s written, like, some Everquest MMO type romance that has actually played an MMO for long periods of time, because I’ve been looking for an MMO romance, and maybe this is entirely too nerdy for this conversation, but most of the books that are out there about MMOs in romance, this, like, I feel like nobody’s played a game.  It’s like, let’s talk about, like, respawning and, like, people going up in classes and shit, you know.  So, I don’t know.  Maybe I’m just looking for too specific things.

Jane:  What did your mom think of the lizard man?

Jess:  You know what?  She liked it.  She thought, you know, the whole part where, with the extruding was a little odd, but she was with it.  She didn’t like Cottonwood as much, which is ano-, which is the District 9 book, because –

Jane:  Why don’t you explain why she didn’t like the book?  [Laughs]

Jess:  Because the hero is a bug –

Sarah:  [Laughs]

Jess:  - and, like, like, a big praying mantis type bug, and he had, like, a hard chitin pecker, and he would prop the heroine on it and, and fuck her.  And my mom was like, I, I can’t do it.  That’s, that’s just gross.  And actually, she liked the story, but she didn’t like the sex.  She did not like the Taryn books, and the Taryn books are, because there was centaur sex in those, and I guess mom draws the line at centaurs, so I thought that would be fairly normal, ‘cause, you know, there’s zoophiles and there are people that, you know – and he’s half human!  But apparently, you know, that was where my mom draws the line.  But my mom reads all of my books, so, you know, I have a pretty good meter of what my mom will like and what she won’t, so…

Jane:  So what does she think of your sex, extra-sexy stuff, like – [Laughs] Yesterday, I was doing the deals for Dear Author, and I included the Sherry Thomas novella, which is down to 99 cents, and one of the negative reviews was the filthy talk and the inclusion of back door action, which –

Jess:  Yes.

Jane:  - you know, I knew immediately then that everybody at Dear Author would want to read it, but –

[Laughter]

Jane:  - what would your mom say?  What would her review be of a book that had dirty talk and back door action?

Jess:  So, I don’t think she’s really commented on the dirty talk before, but she does read all of my books, and I didn’t tell her about one where I included back door action, and so whenever she finishes one, she calls me, and she’s like, oh, I love the book!  You know, mom, she’s my mom, she loves everything I write, but she was like [whispers], I can’t believe you wrote that in there!

Sarah:  [Laughs]

Jess:  I was like, wrote what?  She was like [whispers], the, the anal sex.  Ewwww!  And she said it, she went ewwwww!  I was like, Mom –

[Laughter]

Jess:  I was like, somebody dared me to put it in there, so I did.  And it turned out really sexy, I thought.  It’s not in all of my books.  But, you know, I’ll write anything once!

[Laughter]

Jess:  She, she really loves my Billionaire books, and she started my dad reading them, too, which is a little weirder for me, because –

Sarah:  I was going to say, that’s a little strange.

Jess:  Yeah, yeah, but my dad likes my books!  He, thankfully, doesn’t ever bring up the sex scenes.  I told my mom she could give him a book once upon a time but she would have to black out all of the dirty parts, but she didn’t, so –

Sarah:  Ahhh.

Jess:  He actually read the lizard man book.  He enjoyed it.

Sarah:  He read The Last Hour of Gann?

Jess:  He did.  [Laughs]

Jane:  So, like, when you have family get-togethers, do you talk about, do you have family, do you have the Jessica Clare book club, the family book club?

Jess:  I do.  It’s at bingo.  So, my parents go to bingo, and when they’re at bingo, they pass out bookmarks.  They had shirts made of my very first cover, which is, I like to call it Fabio Jr., because they guy has this long, flowing blond hair, and he looks like Fabio’s younger son.  So they got shirts made of that, and they wear that out to bingo, and they pass out bookmarks, and any time a book comes out, they bring copies that I sign, and they sell them to people.  So, it’s kind of like I’ve got this whole bingo cult going on.  I have, like, about, I want to say –

Sarah:  [Laughs]

Jess:  - at least ten different people, where, you know, they bug my mom, they want to know when my next book is coming out and if this is going to be in paper or not, and I, whenever I go over to visit my parents, there’s always a stack of books for me to sign, so –

Sarah:  Aw, that’s so cute!

Jess:  They’ve been really big supporters!  I love them!  They’re great.

Sarah:  That’s adorable!

Jane:  What do you have going on next, then?

Jess:  Ohhh –

Sarah:  Jessica, Jill, are you going to invent a new name?

Jess:  No, I actually want to get rid of one.

Sarah:  Jill, Jillica.  Jillica is not taken.

Jess:  Jillessica.

Sarah:  Jillesica.

Jane:  [Laughs]

Jess:  There you go, it’s exotic.  I’ll just go with one name.

Sarah:  [Laughs]

Jess:  No, you know, I would really like to get rid of my Jill Myles name, because I feel like my Jessica Clare has been more successful, but I don’t know that I would be able to, but right now, I’m working on copyedits, no, line edits for a Jessica Sims book, I just did two sets of copyedits for Jessica Clare books, and I have edits that I just got back from an editor on a self-published bear-shifter novella that I’m doing for Jessica Sims.  I’m also working on two independent, self-published projects, and then I need to keep working on the next Games book, so I’ve got a few things going on.  It kind of gave me a headache just thinking about all of it.

Jane:  So why don’t you tell us what your next book is that’s coming out?

Jess:  Okay, for sure, April 15th, Once Upon a Billionaire.  It is Griffin, who is the viscount of a European country, and if you read those books and you don’t really remember who Griffin is, he is the stuffy asshole of the group, which, you know, that doesn’t really narrow it down in a group full of assholes, but –

[Laughter]

Jess:  - he’s the really stuffy, stuck-up one who’s really into archaeology, and his heroine is going to be Maylee Meriweather, and if you read book 2, Maylee is a really terrible, country girl assistant that Hunter gets later on in the book, so I stick the country girl with the stuffy guy, and it was a lot of fun, and I sent them to Europe for the wedding of the century, because Griffin’s cousin is getting married, so…It was a lot of fun.  And it comes out April 15th, but between now and then, I’m going to probably have at least one self-published project coming out, so…

Is there anything you wanted to ask me about self publishing or whatever? 

Jane:  Sure, sure, what, to what faction do you belong, because you can’t belong to both.

Sarah:  I was just going to say, you, you have to fall on your sword for one.  You can’t, you can’t have a diverse portfolio like a mature adult.  You actually need to fall on your sword for only one method, and there, there’s still the big traditional pub, the small digital press, and then the self publishing, and if you –

Jess:  You know –

Sarah:  - if you, if you don’t fall on your sword for one, you’re not good.

Jane:  Yep.  Pick one!  Pick one!

Jess:  I hate that, too!

Jane:  No, pick one, pick one!

Jess:  I, no, I don’t want to pick one because I feel like there’s a lot of shaming on both sides, like – and it always comes up on the self-publish boards.  They all think you’re an idiot if you’re traditionally published, and if you are traditionally, if you read the traditionally publish loops, they’re all like, I can’t believe all these liars are making money self publishing!  And I’m like, you know, I like to do all of them because I am very risk averse, and I don’t believe in putting all your eggs in one basket.  I feel like, you know, if one avenue disappears, I want the other avenue open for me.  I leave all the avenues open.  I love self publishing because I think it allows me to put out all the weird shit that I write that my editor or my agent are like, no, no, we don’t want that, we don’t want a book with dinosaurs and a hero that’s a conquistador.  Which I wrote.  Or, you know, we don’t want reality TV books, but I still want to write it.  But traditional publishing, I think, it gives you different aspects.  It lets you work with an editor who can be really excited about your work.  It lets you see how they do things, and it gets you into different avenues.  Like, it gets you into Target.  It could get you, it could get you on the New York Times bestseller list!  So…

Sarah:  You don’t say!

Jane:  I know!  So, I think, I don’t know, I wouldn’t – Like, if one left tomorrow, and, like, all the New York publishers shut down, I would be really sad, but I would keep self publishing, and if all the self publishing went away, I would be really sad too, but I would go back to traditional publishers and say, “Hey!  Do you want a book with dinosaurs?”  You know.  So, I don’t know.  I don’t – [Sigh] I, I don’t feel like I belong to either group, and so I feel like the dorky kid that sits in the back and kind of makes fun of everybody, so – I don’t get to pick a group.  I choose me!

Sarah:  Probably a good choice.

Jess:  Probably so.

Jane:  Sounds like something one of your Games characters would say.  [Laughs]

Jess:  Yeah, no kidding.

Jane:  If, if, if it was a reality TV show and there was a self publishing team –

Jess:  Oh, no.

Jane:  - and a traditional publishing team, what team would you want to be on to win the million dollar prize?

Jess:  Oh, no.

Sarah:  And this better be a book very fucking soon.

[Laughter]

Jess:  It would be very boring, ‘cause everybody would just sit around.  It would, they would, nobody would wake up ‘til noon, they would drink some coffee, they would check their email for, like, four hours, and then they would all sit and write.  I just, I don’t understand, like, you know, people talk about, like, go Facebook, you should Facebook every day.  I have got nothing going on.  “Yeah, I’m still writing.”  I mean, that’s not a good Facebook update, you know, so…

Jane:  [Laughs]

Jess:  “Still writing over here.  Haven’t gotten out of my pajamas in four days,” you know.

Jane:  So what are you wearing?

Jess:  I’m still avoiding the question, aren’t I?  I’m wearing yoga pants and – [Laughs] and a sweat jacket.  Yoga pants are, like, my total author uniform now, so…I’m not on a team.  I –

Sarah:  You’re team, you’re team Jillelica?

Jess:  That’s right, team Jillessica.

Sarah:  [Laughs]

Jess:  Like how I say that?  Jillessicaaah.

[More laughter]

Jess:  I can’t pick.  I don’t want to pick.  I like ‘em both.  I just wish they both liked me better instead of thinking I’m stupid for being with each one, so…

[More laughter]

Jess:  They do!  Seriously!  I get so much crap.  Or, I guess I don’t necessarily get crap, but I take it all personally when I see it on message boards, ‘cause everybody’s like, och, can’t believe anybody signed with this publisher!  But I’m like, but it, they’re really good to you, and they treat you nice, I promise, you know.

Sarah:  And the, and the money is totally fuckin’ real.

Jess:  Yes!  You know –

Sarah:  Like, it’s not like one money is more money than the other money.  It’s all the same currency; put in your bank.

Jess:  Yeah, everybody assumes that, like, if they hear bad contract terms, they assume everybody’s getting horrible contract terms.

Sarah:  Nooo.

Jess:  And it’s like, I guess they assume that, you know, you must not be smart enough to get good contract terms or have somebody, you know, treat you really well.  I love working with my publishers.  They have treated me very well, you know, I have no complaints.  I just – [Sigh] I just wish she, you know, people would realize that just because you're with a traditional publisher doesn’t mean that you’re not smart when it comes to business and that you’re not signing away your rights just because you want to be at the traditional publisher, and, you know, and also, on the other side, just because it’s self published doesn’t mean that it’s crap and that nobody wanted it.  It means that sometimes, you know, I write stuff specifically just to self publish because I don’t want to send it out to anyone, or I want to market it myself, or I want to get it out sooner than, you know, than waiting a year and a half, so I think there’s really good sides for both of them, and I think that, you know, one path does not equal the right path for everyone.  That’s still not an answer.

Jane:  There’s only one right path.

Jess:  [Sigh]

Sarah:  And everyone has to be on it.

Jess:  Yes.

Jane:  Or, or you’re going to be left behind.  I’m sorry, you’re going to be left behind.

Jess:  I guess.  I guess.  The only thing I haven’t done is gone directly through an ePublisher.  I’ve, I’ve gone through Berkley InterMix, but I’ve never gone through, like, Samhain or Elora’s Cave, but I just haven’t, you know, I guess, had the right opportunity yet.  I’m still busy enough with everything else, so…And I wouldn’t turn it down!  I would, I would check it out.

Sarah:  And writing –

Jess:  ‘Cause I think everything’s worth checking out.

Sarah:  Totally.  And writing is your full-time job now, right?

Jess:  It is!  So, I guess I’d been writing since about 2000, 2002, and I had a full-time job in finance up until November, and –

Sarah:  Congratulations!

Jess:  Thank you!  And what allowed me to go full time was not only New York contracts but the fact that I get a check every month from self publishing, so I need both, and I think it’s very smart to do both.

Sarah:  I will never, ever, ever understand the, the idea that – and this has been true, like, I remember my first RWA, which was in San Francisco in 2007, that was the year that, right before the conference, RWA kicked out all the digital pubs because of Triskelion being dicey –

Jess:  Oh, yeah!

Sarah:  - and then, like, everyone was like, but, but Samhain is awesome, and Samhain is awesome!  And they were just sort of like, yep!  Business as usual; we’re still going to do what we do, and it was like the biggest deal that if you published digitally it wasn’t a real publisher, and you weren’t getting real money –

Jess:  Right.

Sarah:  - and that was, and there are people who make a perfectly decent living doing that.  But these are also people who publish with more than one place.  If you get basic, I mean, you worked in finance!  If you get basic –

Jess:  Yes!

Sarah:  - finance advice, is it wise to put all of your money in one location?  No!  This is why Bernie Madoff fucked up New York, because everyone gave all their money to Bernie fuckin’ Madoff!  Including the Mets, for God’s fucking sake.

Jess:  Yeah.

Sarah:  So, you know, if you’re, if, if, if a basic level of retirement fund wisdom is don’t put all your money in one place, why shouldn’t that also apply to publishing?  Like, Jesus Christ, people!

Jess:  Yeah!  And, you know, I guess my thinking is that, like, some people are like, oh, you know, you don’t want to sign your rights away for this book, and I’m like, well, you know, it’s, it’s always worth a shot.  You never know what’s going to happen, and my thinking, I can always write another book.  So if this one doesn’t sell well, I’ll just write another.  You know, it’s not like that’s going to be the end-all, be-all of that particular book’s life, or that particular, you know, career.  And there’s certain people that are making so much money in self publishing, like Courtney Milan has made a rock star out of herself self publishing.  But it’s like her experience is not necessarily my experience.  I do extremely well.  I don’t do Courtney Milan well, but that doesn’t mean that, you know, everybody’s going to have Courtney’s path, or it doesn’t mean that everybody can’t have Courtney’s path, but I just think that, you know, one person’s experience is not necessarily everybody’s experience.  Yeah, it just gets me down when, like, everybody’s kind of blame-y about, I don’t understand why anybody would sign with so-and-so, and it’s like, ahhh, because there’s reasons.  There’s always reasons.  There’s reasons to self publish.

Sarah:  Especially because when you’re writing something that’s really unique and doesn’t have an obvious market in the, in the print and Walmart and Target world, well then, absolutely!

Jess:  Yes!

Sarah:  Why not self publish?

Jess:  And that’s one reason why Jen Frederick and I decided to self publish Last Hit was because – we never really entertained the thought of going to a publisher because, you know, it was a hitman hero, and it was also very New Adult, written in, you know, dueling first person point of view, and we were like, you know – this is fairly timely at the moment.  It was the first hitman hero that we’d run across.  We were like, you know, this needs to be out on the market sooner rather than later, cause we could miss our window.  And so we pushed it out, and I think it turned out really well, and we have people excited for the sequel, but it’s like, who knows how that would have done if it would have gone traditional publishing?  Maybe it would have taken 18 months to come out, and by that time, there’d be like, you know, 900 hitman heroes out there.  So you never know, and there’s reasons to do either.  There’s always good arguments for both paths.

[music]

Sarah:  I hope you enjoyed both segments of our interview with Jillessica, or Jessica Clare, Jessica Sims, and Jill Myles, conveniently in one person-shaped container, which is really a relief in terms of mixing audio.  If I had to do five people, I would lose my mind.

But before we go, I have a couple email messages I wanted to share with you, because they’re fun!  Because also, awesomeness! 

So, first we have an email from Catherine  – actually, both of these emails are from Catherine.  That’s really confusing, right?  So, this is Catherine C.  Catherine C. says:

Dear Sarah and Jane,

I love the latest podcast.  I discovered Jessica Clare after reading Beauty and the Billionaire’s review on SBTB.  “Beauty and the Beast” isn’t my favorite storyline, so I was a little skeptical, but male virgin is my catnip like whoa, especially when there is trope overturning like Gretchen being the one to initiate things.  So, I read it, and I absolutely loved it, and I am so hooked on the Billionaire series.  I love all three.  I was skeptical about the first one because of the secret society exposition and bratty roommate took up the entirety of the Amazon sample, but I got a copy from the library, and it got so much better after that.  But Hunter is still my catnip.  I’m very much looking forward to more in the series.  I also read Wicked Games because it was free, even though I don’t like TV that much, let alone reality TV, and I’m glad to hear I wasn’t alone.  So, yay, I enjoyed this interview!

As for your questions at the bottom of the page, I don’t do uglycry or cycling.  I know this is not helpful.  I like to be entertained, I like to laugh, I like books that are engrossing, witty, hot, et cetera, but I don’t do sad stuff.  I’m a huge crier, and almost anything can set me off.  I cried when somebody celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary at church last week, so uglycry books would break me.  As for cycling, bikes terrify me.  That being said, I loved Ruthie Knox’s Ride with Me.  It was kind of like Wicked Games; I had zero interest in the subject matter plot, but I enjoyed the author’s work, so I decided to check it out, and it did help that I enjoy tropes of enforced proximity and uptight planner/not so much, which Ride with Me has in spades.

From Cat C.

Cat, I know what you mean.  Although I do like outdoors and travel, I’m not crazy about bikes, but I like travel and outdoors, but I really, really love forced proximity.  Next week, I’m actually going to have a thread, or in the new two weeks on the site, I’m going to have a thread about what your catnip is, and that’s definitely one of mine, forced proximity through travel.  If you have to go somewhere together and you can’t get away from each other and you’re not really sure you like each other, if that goes on for a couple hundred pages, I’m so in.  And I’m glad you liked the Jessica Clare interview, because it was really fun to do!  And I split it up into two parts, ‘cause there was too much awesome for one!

I have another email.  This is from a different Catherine. 

This is Catherine T., who is not to be confused with Catherine C., ‘cause these are two totally different Catherines.  It seems the topic of uglycry books created a great deal of discussion, both on the site and through email, and Catherine wanted to address that as well.

This was a fantastic episode of the podcast.  I enjoyed hearing your opinions on these topics, and it gave me a lot to think about.  I just wanted to throw in my two cents as someone who rarely – and I want to say never, but I try to avoid absolutes and extremes – rarely cries when reading.  Movies can get me to tear up, even if I’m not that invested in the story – I’m pretty certain I’m responding to the manipulative music cues – and I don’t cry much in general.  I pretty much save everything for one or two big cries each year. 

I personally believe that the reason I don’t cry while reading is that I’m not one of those people who pictures anything in my head when I’m reading.  I connect to books more on the level of language and how I feel about the way the characters are written.  I might find them realistic, but I never think of them as real people, if that makes any sense.  I’ve heard people talk about imagining a little movie playing in their mind when they read – actually, in a conversation on crying while reading, now that I think about it – and it’s completely different from my own experience.  I also don’t really laugh while reading romance or fiction, though I’ll cackle like a maniac over Let’s Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson, which I highly recommend if either of you haven’t read it yet.  Your reading of Divya’s story was wonderful, and thanks for doing what you do.

From Kat

Yes, I am the one who pictures everything going on in my head and have it in my mind being read to me while I’m reading.  I sometimes picture people, I sometimes have a full movie, but most of the time what I’m doing when I read is telling myself the story in my head, and sometimes there are voices and sometimes there are various characters and sometimes it’s all one narrator.  My brain, I guess, is like an audiobook, and I’m fascinated by the idea that there are different ways that people read and whether or not the way in which you read influences your physical or emotional response to what you’re reading.  It’s really fascinating!  If I could go back and do grad school over again, maybe that’s what I would study.  But in the meantime, I’ll just be a blogger and talk about it a lot.

I am interested, though, in the number of people who do cry while reading and don’t cry while reading.  And I wonder if that’s, if that’s a pretty even divide among readers.  It’s an interesting question, and heck, if you’re an author who’s got books that make people cry, you know, those little packets of tissues would be a great promo item!  Just saying!

Thank you for emailing us, though, Cat, I really appreciate your email.

My last email here is a request.  This is from BookJunkie, and she says,

Dear Sarah and Jane,

Please, please, please, please interview Moira Rogers and Kit Rocha/Donna and Bree at RT.  They hardly ever go to cons, so this is the perfect chance to catch them.  They write some of my favorite series with rich worldbuilding and politics, not to mention romance and hot sex, such as the Southern Arcana series as Moira Rogers and the Beyond series as Kit Rocha.  They’ve written for digital publishers, currently Samhain, and are self publishing as Kit Rocha, and they write together.  I’d be so interested in hearing about their process, the way they experiment with the series and worldbuilding, and whatever you can think to ask them.  Also, they don’t always, maybe hardly ever, enjoy the same books when they read for fun.  You should ask them about that, too.

Girl, are you going to be at RT?  ‘Cause you need to help me out with this interview, because you’ve got all the good questions.  I’m just going to show up and read your email.  If you’re going to be at RT, BookJunkie, you need to do this with me, so email me.

Another Twitter friend who I’d like you to interview is Lillie.  She recently gave up her day job to do series bibles and edit after beta reading and such more unofficially for years.  She’s been reviewing for years at Novel Thoughts, though from what I understand, at Novel Thoughts they don’t review authors once they develop friendships and/or business relationships with them.  Anyway, like authors, she gets to work from home in her pajamas.  I would so be interested in hearing from these ladies, and I hope you can make it happen.

BookJunkie, if you’re at RT, you need to come and find me, and we need to do this together, because it would be really fun, and yes, these are awesome suggestions.  Thank you for emailing me.

[music]

Sarah:  And that’s all for this week’s podcast.  I hope you enjoyed the conversation with Jillessica.  Future podcasts are going to have discussions with Elyse from my site, Kati D. from Dear Author, and all the other reviewers who work with us.  We thought we’d give them a chance to introduce themselves and talk about what they like, ‘cause we’re all very different, and we all like very different things.  Elyse, for example, really likes romantic suspense, which is about my least favorite genre, so I’m glad she likes it.

If you like the podcast, you can subscribe to our feed.  If you want to give us suggestions or tell us we’re wrong or you want to tell Jane she’s wrong, ‘cause she really likes when that happens, our email address is sbjpodcast@gmail.com, and you can leave us a message at our Google voice number, 1-201-371-DBSA.

The music that you’re listening to was provided by Sassy Outwater, and this is awesome!  We have new music!  This is “Mackerel & Tatties” by Michael McGoldrick.  I will have information about where you can find this song, the album, more of it, because it’s awesome!  I love it when we have new music.  And thank you to Sassy for providing it!  I have new music for the next podcast as well.  It’s so cool!

This podcast was brought to you by NAL and InterMix.  They would like you to know about Before You Break by Christina Lee, a brand-new eBook, a beautiful and emotional New Adult romance about a bad boy on the edge and the girl who’s about to fall hard.  This book will be on sale February 18th, which will be already on sale by the time you hear this, wherever eBooks are sold.

Thank you again for listening.  I know that many of you have been discovering the podcast and going, oh, my gosh, there’s like 70-some episodes!  Yay!  I hope you like them.  Thank you for listening, and wherever you are, Jane and I wish you the very best of reading.

[awesome new music!]

Categories: General Bitching


Romance Novel Reader Workout XIV

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burly bicep holding stack of booksThe best thing to do with purple prose, aside from laughing and rolling one's eyes, is to employ it for a crushing workout. A quivering workout, even. Possibly a throbbing workout! Time for Romance Novel Reader Workout #14! 

Like the previous workouts, can do all these exercises with a mat and your own bodyweight. No handweights are needed unless you want to use some.

For this one, you'll need to grab a romance with as much purple prose as possible, and prepare to work!

Standard disclaimers still apply: dude, for reals, I'm not a physician. I don't even play one on tv. I can recommend books to read but I can't discern your state of health or your physical limitations so by all means work hard but be kind to yourself. To put it another way, ask your doctor before beginning any exercise regimen.

I can give you the following advice, however: drink plenty of water and read plenty of books. 

But wait! By reader request, I have a convenient PDF of all 15 workouts so far, including workouts 1-14 and the ever-popular and alas-still-needed plagiarism workout. Each page has two images on it, and the PDF is 1.4MB in size. You are welcome to print and distribute the workouts, give them as gifts, or use them as bookmarks.

Download the Romance Novel Workout PDF Collection here.

And now, Romance Novel Reader Workout, Part XIV, in graphic form suitable for pinning, sharing, printing, and pointing at!

It’s purple prose workout time. Grab a romance with as much purple prose as you can find. It’s best if there’s a hologram, a mullet, fuchsia, or all three on the cover. Any mention of the following, do the corresponding 
exercise, then repeat at the end of the chapter.

There’s a tender sheath		     25 push ups

There are lush folds**				     1 min. plank
Someone has a love grotto** 		     25 crunches
Said love grotto has coral walls* 	     25 lunges

Someone has a pulsing entrance	     50 high knees

Someone has a tender sheath  		     25 burpees

Said sheath, past said entrance, has 
	a silken grip**   	           		     25 side leg lifts

There is a pearl, a bud, a button,
	 a nubbin, or all of the above**          25 plank jacks

Said nubbin/pearl/etc is sensitive
	and possibly also quivering		     25 skaters     


 	
											*Yes, that’s a real quote  
				** Thanks to Aliza M, Catherine N, Diana L and Heather S  -

 

 

 

If you have questions or suggestions for future workouts, please share, either in the comments or via email. And if these workouts have been helpful for you, either as exercise tools or as a source of gym entertainment, I'm very glad!

But above all, unless you faint, puke, or die, KEEP READING! AND BREATHING! 

Thank you to BigStock for the booklifting image!

Categories: Fun And Games, General Bitching


Books on Sale: Contempory Ruthie Knox, Historical Pamela Clare & Last Call on Tantor Sale

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Book About Last Night Ruthie Knox

About Last Night by Ruthie Knox is .99c at Amazon right now. This is an intense contemporary, with a heroine and hero carrying backstory baggage and managing it in very different ways. Their attraction and the way it's described are very powerful, too. If you like a little angst and a lot of heat in your contemps, you'll probably like this a lot. This book was a RITA® nominee in 2013 for Best Contemporary.

Cath Talarico knows a mistake when she makes it, and God knows she's made her share. So many, in fact, that this Chicago girl knows London is her last, best shot at starting over. But bad habits are hard to break, and soon Cath finds herself back where she has vowed never to go . . . in the bed of a man who is all kinds of wrong: too rich, too classy, too uptight for a free-spirited troublemaker like her.

Nev Chamberlain feels trapped and miserable in his family's banking empire. But beneath his pinstripes is an artist and bohemian struggling to break free and lose control. Mary Catherine--even her name turns him on--with her tattoos, her secrets, and her gamine, sex-starved body, unleashes all kinds of fantasies.

When blue blood mixes with bad blood, can a couple that is definitely wrong for each other ever be perfectly right? And with a little luck and a lot of love, can they make last night last a lifetime?

Goodreads | Amazon

 

 

 

 

 

 

Book Sweet Release Pamela Clare

Sweet Release by Pamela Clare is a self published reissue of a 2004 Scottish historical (the next book in the series is below, also on sale). This is book 1 in the Blakewell/Kenleigh Family Trilogy, and it has very high reviews. Readers who are fans of Clare's romantic suspense may enjoy her writing and attention to detail in a different genre (and already have, judging from the reviews online). The negative reviews, however, disliked some crazysauce elements of the plot and what one reader called "purple prose." (Hey, if there's purple prose, you can use it to get today's workout in!)

For five pounds sterling, the convict was hers. Though Cassie hated the slave trade, her Virginia plantation demanded the labor, and she knew this fevered man would surely die if she left him. But as his wounds healed, and as his muscled chest bronzed from the sun, Cassie realized Cole Braden was far more dangerous than his papers had indicated--for he could steal her breath with a glance, or lay siege to her senses with a touch.

Abducted, beaten, and given a new name, Alec Kenleigh went from master of an English shipbuilding empire to fourteen years of indentured servitude in the American colonies. There, he was known as Cole Braden, a convicted ravisher and defiler of women. While he longed to ravish the auburn-haired beauty who owned him, he knew his one hope of earning her love--and his freedom--was to prove his true identity.

Only then could he turn the tables and obtain his ... Sweet Release.

Goodreads | Amazon | BN | Sony | Kobo

 

 

 

 

 

 

Book Carnal Gift - Pamela Clare

Carnal Gift by Pamela Clare is a self-published re-issue of a historical romance originally published in 2004.

From the Author's Note: When Carnal Gift was originally published in 2004, it went to pressing missing 100 full manuscript pages. The covers had been printed, my publisher told me, and the book was too long. It wasn't that those 100 pages were unnecessary; they simply wouldn't fit.

This is a Scottish historical, book 2 of the Blakewell/Kenleigh Family Trilogy, and has a 4+ star average on GR.

“I expect you to show my friend just how grateful you are. Your willingness is everything.”

With those harsh words, the hated Sasanach earl decided Bríghid's fate: Her body and her virginity were to be offered to a stranger in exchange for her brother’s life. Possessing nothing but her innocence and her fierce Irish pride, she had no choice but to comply.

But the handsome man she faced in the darkened bedchamber was not at all the monster she expected. His green eyes seemed to see inside her. His tender touch calmed his fears while he swore he would protect her by merely pretending to claim her. And as the long hours of the night passed by, as her senses ignited at the heat of their naked flesh, she made a startling discovery: Sometimes the line between hate and love is dangerously thin.

Goodreads | Amazon | BN | Sony | Kobo

And also: Last call for the 60% sale at Tantor Audio on the handpicked (by me) collection of excellent romance audiobooks. Make sure you use coupon code SBFeb14 at checkout. That code is good for 60% list price for the specific books featured below, and includes all formats (mp3 download, mp3 CD, or Audio CD).

Here are the books on sale for one more week, just for you -- and a big thank you to Tantor audio for offering the discount!

Something About You - Julie James


Something About You - Julie James

Narrated by Karen White

Assistant U.S. Attorney Cameron Lynde and Special Agent Jack Pallas must put their differences aside—and smother the flame of their sizzling-hot sexual tension—as they work together in solving a high-profile murder case.

Narrated by Karen White

I love this book. I love how the heroine is so intelligent and takes absolutely no crap, and I love that the hero doesn't take much crap either. I also think the narration adds a lot to the story - which I've already read at least twice. One thing Karen White does really well is differentiate between what the character is thinking and what the character is saying.

60% off List Price with coupon SBFeb14.

 

 

Cara McKenna Unbound - OH MY GOD IT IS JUST ABS I TELL YOU


Unbound - Cara McKenna

Narrated by Lucy Rivers

In Cara McKenna's latest romance novel, a woman sets out to find herself and discovers the darker side of desire. Contains mature themes.

Heh. Mature themes. YOU DON'T SAY.

This is a tough book to narrate, with a surly Scottish hero and a determined American heroine - a heroine with a lot of things she keeps unsaid.  But Lucy Rivers' way of managing the narration makes this a fun story to listen to. Also: it's very hot.

60% off List Price with coupon SBFeb14.

 

 

 

Nalini Singh - Angels' Blood


Angels' Blood by Nalini Singh 

Narrated by Justine Eyre  

In the first entry in the Guild Hunter series, New York Times bestselling author Nalini Singh introduces a world of beauty and bloodlust where angels hold sway over vampires.

Nalini Singh writes books with layers on top of layers, like one of those cakes made of 6,000 crepes that takes about a day and a half to make, and then everyone eats it in less than a half hour. So, cake aside, when you listen to one of Singh's books, as Angie James has said on the DBSA Podcast, you hear different things about the story that perhaps weren't as evident when you read it.

You should definitely listen with cake, though.

60% off List Price with coupon SBFeb14.

 

 

Pamela Clare- Extreme Exposure


Extreme Exposure by Pamela Clare
Narrated by Kaleo Griffith

Sparks fly when a hardboiled reporter meets a handsome senator, in the first book in a new romantic suspense series by Pamela Clare. Contains mature themes.

Heh heh. "Mature themes" strike again! 

Pamela Clare writes amazing romantic suspense - and I say that not being a romantic suspense fan. She's gooood. And her narrator, Kaleo Griffith, adds tension to the story - one that already has plenty. I met Ms. Clare and Mr. Griffith at RWA last year - I happened to talk by them both in the lobby and introduced myself - and Mr. Griffith said he loves recording these books. He thinks they're terrific.

60% off List Price with coupon SBFeb14.

 

 

Cecilia Grant - A Lady Awakened - a woman against a green cloth background
A Lady Awakened by Cecilia Grant
Narrated by Susan Ericksen

In the emotionally rich and deeply passionate first book in a new series by Cecilia Grant, a deal with a rumored rogue turns a proper young woman into . . . A Lady Awakened.

I love this book. I love so many things about it. And I love listening to it because different pieces of the story reveal themselves and I get to enjoy it even more than I already have. Have you read this? Get some cake and listen. Seriously. What are you waiting for? You could be making Good Book Noise® RIGHT NOW.

60% off List Price with coupon SBFeb14.

 

 

 

Maya Banks - In Bed with a Highlander

In Bed with the Highlander by Maya Banks
Narrated by Kirsten Potter

In the first book in a new series from New York Times bestselling author Maya Banks, warrior Ewan McCabe dreams only of exacting revenge on his enemy—until he meets beautiful temptress Mairin. Contains mature themes.

Mature themes?! In a Maya Banks novel? THE DEVIL YOU SAY.

This list is replete with Scots. You're welcome!

Maya Banks' In Bed With the Highlander is action and hotness and more action and intrigue, plus did I mention Scots?

60% off List Price with coupon SBFeb14.

 

 

 

Magic Bites - Ilona Andrews
Magic Bites by Ilona Andrews
Narrated by Renée Raudman

Mercenary Kate Daniels cleans up urban problems of a paranormal kind. But her latest prey, a pack of undead warriors, presents her greatest challenge.

I interviewed Renee Raudman for our podcast, and had to find some of her performances after I heard her talk about her career as a narrator. She's as good as all of Ilona Andrews' fans say she is - which is pretty freaking marvelous.

60% off List Price with coupon SBFeb14.

Categories: Ebooks, Free or Cheap Ebooks, General Bitching



HaBO: The Hero’s Uncle Sounds Like a Piece of Crap

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Help a Bitch Out!Ready for a fun filled day of HaBO-lation? I've got reader requests for books they're looking for, sans title or author, or many details. It's fun for everyone! 

Our first request is from Sukkasini, who is looking for a book with all kinds of death in it. Like whoa: 

Good day. First I would like to thanks in advance for any reply or suggestion. I am trying to remember this book I read while I was in school and I have tried numerous book sites, amazon, shelfari and good reads but no leads. I was told I could email and probably you could help me out.

So here goes: I read the story a couple of years ago (2005 or 2006) but I'll try to remember as much as I can. The story is set in the old days (around 1900 century). It begins when the the heroine's house is under attack and the hero saves her but but she doesnt realize that and she hits him on the head with her brooch which leaves a scar. The villian that attacked her house is the hero's uncle. (The heroine does not know that but the hero does).

After some time they meet at the King's palace and she protects him by not telling the judge he was there when her house was attacked. The hero's mom tries to separate them and try to get them killed them at various points through out the book.

The hero is either from Scotland or Ireland and the heroine is from England. He is banished from the England due to his temper but the heroine follows him to his place. I think they call it Isles or something. The hero's sister marries the best friend but the uncle kills her. The hero's father was killed by the mom, uncle and a guy disguised as a monk. I think the heroine's name is Genevieve Flemming and the hero's name is Alex or Ally (I dont really remember) and the best friends name is Davey.

I hope it sounds familiar to someone. The story was really good. Thanks in advance.

 

How is it that Wretched Uncles who kill lots of people never get caught? I don't get that. Wouldn't someone notice that all the people Wretched Uncle didn't like were all dead one after another?

Wretched Uncle aside, do you recognize this book? Help a Bitch Out! 

Categories: General Bitching, Help a Bitch Out


HaBO: A Series With Many Wounded Historical Veterans

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Help a Bitch Out!Another reader request for a series sought by a reader named Priscilla, who remembers a good number of plot details but no names or titles: 

The historical romance series I'm desperate to find involves 5 men and 1 woman (Lady something), all brutalized in some way by the war (Napoleonic?), who gather to reconnect and recover at a house, a haven, (outskirts of London?) owned by an older gentleman (Duke? Earl?).

The first in the series is about a particularly gruff vet (Harry?) who comes across a woman who's sprained her ankle. (The woman has a pushy female relative who keeps trying to catch Harry's attention.) Harry carries her back to the house where the vets gather, seduces her, marries her, etc., etc.

Another vet is blind, and a third struggles with crutches as his legs were horribly broken. The Lady had to watch her husband be tortured to death.

I've Googled the series, spent hours searching Amazon -- all to no avail. I hope you can help end my misery by finding the series name and the name of the author. 

This sounds like a lot of emotional writing - but it's not ringing any bells with me. Do you recognize this description? Help a Bitch Out! 

Categories: General Bitching, Help a Bitch Out


Books on Sale: A Recap of Some of February’s Best Historical Romance Deals

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Today I'm going to recap some of the most popular sales from this month based on sales figures and clickthroughs. Here are some of the top-selling deals in historical romance, including two that Elyse loved.

Have you read one of these books? Do you recommend it?

 

RECOMMENDED: Book It Happened One MidnightIt Happened One Midnight by Julie Anne Long is the 8th book in the Pennyroyal Green series and is $1.99 right now. I adore this series and am so glad parts of it are on sale so readers can collect them all (like Pokemon only with shirtless men). This book has a 4+ star average on GR.

More than one beautiful woman’s hopes have been dashed on the rocky shoals of Jonathan Redmond’s heart. With his riveting good looks and Redmond wealth and power, the world is his oyster—until an ultimatum from his father and a chilling gypsy prophesy send him hurtling headlong toward a fate he’ll do anything to avoid: matrimony.

Intoxicating, elusive Thomasina de Ballesteros has the bloods of London at her feet. But none of them knows the real Tommy—the one with a shocking pedigree, a few too many secrets, and a healthy scorn for rakes like Jonathan. She is everything Jonathan never wanted. But on one fateful midnight, he’s drawn into Tommy's world of risk, danger…and a desire he’d never dreamed possible.

And suddenly he’s re-thinking everything...including the possibility that succumbing to prophesy might just mean surrendering to love.

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Book The Sergeant's Lady - a man in military uniform embracing a woman with a landscape below them

The Sergeant's Lady by Susanna Fraser is .99c. This book is set during the Napoleonic War, with a commoner hero and a heroine who is related to some viscounts and/or earls (I don't think they are named Earl, however, which would be very silly). Readers who gave this book many stars really liked the depth of the historical research, and the conflicts that shift as the story continues. It has a 3.92 average at GR.

Highborn Anna Arrington has been "following the drum," obeying the wishes of her cold, controlling cavalry officer husband. When he dies, all she wants is to leave life with Wellington's army in Spain behind her and go home to her family's castle in Scotland.

Sergeant Will Atkins ran away from home to join the army in a fit of boyish enthusiasm. He is a natural born soldier, popular with officers and men alike, uncommonly brave and chivalrous, and educated and well-read despite his common birth.

As Anna journeys home with a convoy of wounded soldiers, she forms an unlikely friendship with Will. When the convoy is ambushed and their fellow soldiers captured, they become fugitives—together. The attraction between them is strong—but even if they can escape the threat of death at the hands of the French, is love strong enough to bridge the gap between a viscount's daughter and an innkeeper's son?

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Book If You Deceive - there's tartan plaid because Scotland romance

If You Deceive by Kresley Cole is $1.99. Before the Immortals After Dark series, Cole wrote a series of Scottish romances, and this is the third of the trilogy. There's revenge visited upon the daughter of the hero's enemy, a lot of heat, and some ach-ing.

Also, this quote on GR (this book has a 4+ star average) made me laugh so hard: Aingeal, there is only one thing on my body that's ten inches long, and if you'll recall, the scar is no' it.

Burning vengeance...

Ethan MacCarrick was a heartbreakingly handsome rake until a powerful nobleman ordered him brutally beaten and his face scarred for a crime he didn't commit. Ethan's reprisal -- bankrupting the nobleman and forcing his exile -- does little to appease his wrath. Ten years later, a haughty, mysterious beauty enchants Ethan -- the daughter of his enemy. At last, Ethan will have the revenge he's craved; he'll promise her marriage, seduce her, then cast her aside.

Bitter hardships...

When Madeleine van Rowen's family was suddenly plunged into destitution and dishonor, she steeled herself against further heartache. She never weakened, never trusted, until a towering, scarred Highlander relentlessly pursues her, breaking down her defenses.

At what price forgiveness?

The passion between them burns hotter than Ethan's fury, and soon he finds he can't let her go. But when Madeleine uncovers the truth about him, can Ethan convince her to accept all he now offers -- when he once destroyed everything she had?

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Book It Takes Two to Tangle - Theresa Romain

RECOMMENDED: It Takes Two to Tangle by Theresa Romain is $2.99. Elyse reviewed this book (Grade: B) and liked the heroine a lot:

For all my bitching about Henry, I quite liked this It Takes Two to Tangle. It captured me emotionally, and I loved, loved, love the heroine. I also really, really wanted Henry and Frances to get together. It elicited the same reaction in me as my favorite Jane Austen books do “Jesus you two! Can’t you just FIGURE IT OUT AND GET TOGETHER!?” Even though I knew this book came with a HEA guaranteed, I was afraid somehow Henry and Frances would wind up apart. Romain’s ability to draw me into the story that deeply is impressive.

If you’re a Regency fan who likes unconventional heroines, pick this book up for sure. If you like the Tragically Wounded Hero, like I do, pick it up. If you need your hero to really have his shit together, you may want to avoid it. Henry gave me heartburn sometimes, but the great conflict, and a kick ass heroine, kept me reading.

Wooing the Wrong Woman…

Henry Middlebrook is back from fighting Napoleon, ready to re-enter London society where he left it. Wounded and battle weary, he decides that the right wife is all he needs. Selecting the most desirable lady in the ton, Henry turns to her best friend and companion to help him with his suit…

Is a Terrible Mistake…

Young and beautiful, war widow Frances Whittier is no stranger to social intrigue. She finds Henry Middlebrook courageous and manly, unlike the foppish aristocrats she is used to, and is inspired to exercise her considerable wit on his behalf. But she may be too clever for her own good, and Frances discovers that she has set in motion a complicated train of events that’s only going to break her own heart…

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Book Summer is for Lovers

RECOMMENDED: Summer is for Lovers by Jennifer McQuiston is $1.99 right now. Elyse read this one, and despite not liking the prior book in the series - which is also on sale - she loved this book and gave it a big ol' A:

I recommend Summer is for Lovers as a break from the ballrooms of London scene in historicals, and as a way of reliving the best parts of summer vacation—rescuing a handsome Simon Baker look-alike from the ocean and then making out with him.

His heart is unavailable. Luckily, her interest lies in the rest of him . . .

Though she was just a girl when they first met, Caroline Tolbertson's infatuation with David Cameron remains undimmed. Now fate has brought the handsome Scotsman back to Brighton for what promises to be an unforgettable summer. Soon, Caroline will have to choose a husband, but for now she is free to indulge her curiosity in things of a passionate nature.

That is, if David will agree to teach her.

Past mistakes have convinced David he'll make a terrible husband, though he'll gladly help the unconventional Caroline find a suitor. Unfortunately, she has something more scandalous in mind. As the contenders for her hand begin to line up, her future seems assured . . . provided David can do the honorable thing and let them have her.

When a spirited young woman is determined to break Society's rules, all a gentleman can do is lend a hand . . . or more.

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Categories: Ebooks, Free or Cheap Ebooks, General Bitching


HaBO: A Saga Of Many Daughters. Many, Many Daughters

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Help a Bitch Out!Ready for a fun filled day of HaBO-lation? I've got reader requests for books they're looking for, sans title or author, or many details. It's fun for everyone! 

Hoping you can help a bitch out here! There's this romance novel I read when I was around fifteen or sixteen (1999 or 2000) that I read at my aunt's house, and I've always wanted my own copy, but I can't remember the title! I think it was relatively new at that time, but could go back as far as 1990.

It's split into five parts (prologue, epilogue, three "books" in the middle). It starts with an old guy and his wife when the wife starts scheming to get their three daughters married because she wants grandchildren, and he's just like, "Oh, no."

Then each of the three books in the middle is dedicated to the love story of one of each of the daughters. The epilogue was the happily ever after with all three daughters, their husbands, and the youngest daughter gives birth unexpectedly at her parents' house at that part. (I very specifically remember a joke about her having been in labor all day without saying anything, and when asked why, she said, "I thought it was false labor." "Right, which you would know after the six children you've had.")

I'm pretty sure the oldest daughter's name was Catherine, I remember she was planning to get artificially inseminated and become a single mom when she meets her guy, and I'm pretty sure his name was Griffin.

I remember a scene when they're about to have sex for the first time, he asks if she's on the pill and she briefly considers not saying anything and just letting him get her pregnant, but decides not to and they use a condom. I also think he might've had the very unromantic profession of used car salesman, but that part, I'm hazier on.

I remember literally nothing about the middle daughter's story, sorry. :(

The youngest daughter's name was Abbey. (Possibly a different spelling.) I remember *that* because the family's last name is Parrish (or Parish, not sure) and she makes a joke about how her name sounds like a church. I remember that her guy was a doctor (and I think her dad might've been a doctor as well). Abbey's the one who gives birth in the epilogue, and I seem to recall her dad and her husband tag-teaming the delivery.

I believe Catherine had also had a baby with Griffin by the epilogue, annnnnd for some reason, I think this whole book was Christmas-themed. Like it was a Christmas special, and Christmas tied into each of the plots somehow, but I'm less sure about that. I don't think it was Harlequin or Silhouette, but it might've been!

Anyone got anything? I've tried Googling books with Catherine and Abbey Parrish, but besides that I'm not sure I'm spelling the names right, apparently those are popular names for romance heroines! Help me, please?  

This sounds like an interconnected series, but that wouldn't have been all in one book. Do you recognize this description? 

Categories: General Bitching, Help a Bitch Out


HaBO: The Twins Sound Fascinating But the Hero is a Jerkwad

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Help a Bitch Out!One more HaBO! Mariam is looking for a book that sounds completely off the wall - with twin heroines or something and a hero of... epic jerkwaddery: 

Okay, so...I've been looking for this book off and on for ages, now it's simply become a challenge that I need closure for. In about 1999-2000, a classmate handed me a book, I read it, and handed it back the next day.

There are certain things I'm certain of, and details that are fuzzy. I think the novel was set in a frontier-esque foresty type of area, which I might have been assuming was American, but it felt very "Little house on the prairie" in atmosphere.

The main character is one of a pair of similarly-named twin girls. One is brassy and medically inclined, the other more softspoken and domestic. The novel makes repeated reference to her teeny tiny waist and ginormous boobs. Green eyed, and black-haired she's referred to as a pixie and petite and it's all very tropey.

Male lead was caught as a youth banging the female lead in the stables, and is sent off somewhere to make his fortune. He sends a letter within a letter to the girls' father; the outer letter asking to marry the brassy twin. The letter inside, once handed to the brassy twin, turns out to be for the softspoken twin, but she wants to marry him so she keeps quiet about it. He has a history of mistaking their names.

Turns out, he'd banged the brassy twin before he left, but promised to marry the softspoken one? or something like that, the softspoken twin definitely thought he was going to send for her. Generally, he seemed trashy to my thirteen year old self.

There's also a kid he wants her to raise, but i can't recall if it was a kid he had with a native woman, or not his, or something like this that further besmirched his character in my mind.

There's a subplot involving her medical expertise, and needing to save a misogynist neighbor after he grovels.

Now, the interesting thing is that in my research, I've come across a novel and film called Green Dolphin World/Street that is ridiculously similar in plot to this book. I've read the amazon preview, though, and it's definitely not that classy a book. 

Anyone feel bad for the quiet twin? I kinda do. Do you recognize this book? 

Categories: General Bitching, Help a Bitch Out


Caption That Cover: Campire Edition

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by SB Sarah

I cannot believe it's been a year since we've done a Caption That Cover. I'm so sorry! All those poor, bizarre covers, neglected and forlorn because we didn't properly add a layer of comedy to their wtfery. That ends now! 

Why?

Because I got this in my inbox: 

Book a poser image of a very pale almost white as in no blood in him vampire with very curly hair and strange abs looking at a smaller dude standing next to him. Small dude is wearing a speedo. no idea why

 

Most of the time, cover snark with Changeling Press is the very definition of shooting fish in a barrel. But when Brenda sent me this cover, it caught my attention not only because of the dangerous levels of hypoxia of the dude on the right, but also because of the near-human expressions. Well, not "near," exactly.  Maybe "adjacent to human" is more accurate.

Brenda wrote:

"...[T]his cover kind of leaps out at me.  As creepy things do, like clowns in a Stephen King novel. 

There is major WTFuckery going on just as far as the crappy quality of the artwork goes.  This kind of goes back to the days of yore, when all of the Ellora's Cave books looked like this.  But even by those standards, this is bad, bad, bad. 

What totally makes it hysterical are the tags for it.  Apparently it is a paranormal, vampire, inter-racial, BDSM, romantic suspense, gay, action adventure novel.  None of which would even make me blink except when paired with this awful cover.  Could it possibly be a Caption This Cover participant?  All I can think of are titles involving the words "albino", "speedo", and "fivehead" because that thing is too big to be a forehead."

Oh, yes. There is no doubt this cover needs captioning. And if you don't read the cover copy, there could be all manner of explanations for this pose(r).

So, it's time. Gird your loins and grab your snark because it's time to Caption That Cover: Campire Edition! They're not just vampires - or inter-racial, BDSM, romantic suspense, gay, action adventure vampires. Oh, no. They're so campy, they're Campires!

Here are the rules: 

Caption that cover in the comments, or via email, between now and Friday 28 February, 12pm.

Entries will be judged by yours truly on originality, execution, and showmanship - like Dance Fever, only with hypoxic vampires. If you'd like to voice your vote for the best caption in the comments, please do! Comments will close 12 noon Eastern (US) time, 28 February. Winners will be announced shortly afterward.

What do you win?

The winner will receive a $50 gift card to the bookstore of his or her choice, and the people's ovation and fame forever, and possibly also Adrian Zmed. I'm kidding about the Zmed part. Standard disclaimers apply: I'm not being compensated for this giveaway, except to carry the image of this cover permanently in my brainspace. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents were permissable by applicable law. All judging decision final. I do not accept hypoxic bribes, or shirtless bribes, either. Must be over 18 and wearing a Speedo to win. I kid again: wear whatever you want, but make sure you flex your abs. Dance Fever was the greatest show ever and I don't care if you disagree because I'm totally right. 

So, what's that dude on the right thinking? What about the dude on the left? Are their nipples sentient?! Caption That Cover! 

Categories: Caption This Cover, General Bitching


Review: The Bodyguards’ Princess by Ann Mayburn

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Grade: F
Title: The Bodyguards' Princess
Author: Mayburn
Publication Info: Honey Mountain Publishing August 2013
ISBN: 9781301494903
Genre: Erotica/Erotic Romance

Book The Bodyguards Princess - a large muscular man kissing the back of a petite woman's ear while another dude is in front of her. it suggests a threesome, mostly because the two dudes don't have shirts on The Bodyguards' Princess raised more questions than it answered, chief among them "WTF is going on here?" and "Why am I still reading this?" The answer to the latter is because of you, my lovely Smart Bitch community. You're welcome. 

Basically this book is a menage romance with some suspense elements and some random BDSM shit thrown in at the end. And hypnosis. I never totally understood what was going on or why and I gave up trying to make sense of the plot altogether. The heroine, Lalita isn't a princess either. She's the daughter of a diplomat on the United Nations Security Council. Her dad has made enemies with a terrorist group known as the anarchists. At first every time I read "the anarchists" I assumed the author was talking about anarchists in general. I thought terrorist groups capitalized their names? Whatever. The anarchists hate Lalita's dad and want to destroy him so they do what you would expect them to.

They plant a car bomb under his car? No.

The kidnap Lalita's dad and torture him? No.

The hypnotize his daughter to become aroused to the point of pain every time she hears the word "bitch"? DING DING DING! We have a motherfucking winner! Suck it, Trebeck. 

A shot of alex trebek in front of the Jeopardy wall of tv screens captioned I'll Take Hypnosis for $1000 Alex

So if, like me, you want to know how hypnotizing Lalita to get all horny will do fuckall to destroy her dad, the answer is I don't know. Maybe to humiliate her dad by turning Lalita into a giant horn-dog? Also they hypnotize her to steal UN secrets. Wonder how she got those UN secrets? I don't know. I don't know if dad just leaves his office unlocked all fucking day with a bunch of papers marked "TOP SEKRIT" in red Sharpie on his desk or maybe over dinner he tells Lalita, "Hey, eat your broccoli. Oh, BTW, wanna know some top-secret UN shit?" They hypnotize her because fuck you, that's why. That's the best I can come up with.

So now she's framed for spilling UN secrets and the world thinks she's working with terrorists or some shit like that. So dad hires two really hot bodyguards, Kent and Asher, to hide Lalita until they can get shit sorted out.

Except every time Lalita hears the word "bitch," which is apparently frequently, she starts writhing around on the floor moaning and dry humping and the bodyguards are all like "OH SHIT. She's horny! We must do something!" So, they get her off. Obvs.

Incidentally Kent and Asher read as largely interchangeable to me, so I'm referring to them as Kasher from now on to save time.

So one of them knows something about hypnosis from his previous jobs (as what? A magician's assistant?) and realizes that obviously Lalita has been hypnotized to be super horny because that is the most reasonable fucking answer ever. And Lalita gives them permission to "alleviate her symptoms" if you will which is great because Kasher has had the hots for her all along.

I mean:

"Her little pussy was so hot against me. It felt like a buttery soft oven."

Because when I think of appliances I think of butter and softness. Right.

Alex Trebek captioned Time for a Daily Double of Buttery Soft Oven

Oh, and when Kasher calls Lalita's dad to tell him she's okay, he's not home, so they talk to the housekeeper. AND TELL HER FUCKING EVERYTHING. Like, "Well, we've got Lalita at this address and we're here and probably gonna take a nap with our guns in the next room so ya 'know, just pass that along okay?" SO OF COURSE SHE'S A TRAITOR.

Worst. Bodyguards. Ever.

So then they are on the run and there is much, much smexing and then Kasher tells Lalita that they love her and want to be her men. Because apparently they were both in the military stationed abroad, and their wives were friends and went shopping together and were gunned down and killed during a gang shootout at a mall. And then they were super sad and in their grief realized they loved each other, and the military kicked them out and they've been searching for the one woman they can share. And also they are both doms.

Because fuck you, that's why.

And somehow this all winds up with them having to go to sex club to find the leader of the lowercase anarchists because did I mention that the anarchists are all made up of fetishists? There's one lady who acts like a dog, and a Nurse Nancy (maybe she's also the dog?), and I don't even know anymore, okay? I mean, there was this:

David knelt next to Nancy and began to plunge the dog bone in and out of her ass like a man churning butter.

Like a man churning butter. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BUTTER REFERENCES DURING SEX IN THIS BOOK? 

So Lalita and Kasher are domming it up in the club, and working on breaking her hypnosis trigger, and then one of them gets all asshurt during sex because he feels left out, and then Lalita runs away because she just can deal with this right now. She needs to focus on her music or something emo like that. So of course she gets kidnapped by the anarchists and they are going to make her a sex slave or something.

But a friend of hers who is also a cross-dresser that works at the sex club is there with his sub wife, and they help Kasher rescue her and now everyone is happy.

So. To sum everything up:

1. Sexual Hypnosis

2. Butter

3. Fuck you, that's why. 


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Categories: General Bitching, Reviews, Reviews by Author, Authors, L-P, Reviews by Grade, Grade F



Books on Sale: Two Sale Reminders, Plus a Hot Anthology and Jane Austen & Food

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I'm highlighting the top sales this month in contemporary and paranormal romance that are still on sale but available for a limited time at the lower price.

Book Marked - a tattoo heart with a knife going through it

Marked is an anthology from Kit Rocha, Lauren Dane and Vivian Arend featuring three novellas. Arend and Dane's stories are the start of new series, while the Rocha novella is part of the "Beyond" series. Right now the anthology is $2.99, but that price will rise after 28 February 2014. 

Three stories of passion, possession, and ink.

New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author Lauren Dane takes you into a brand new world in ALL THAT REMAINS. Summer Killian falls fast and hard when Charlie arrives in Paradise Village. But the heat turns all the way up when she learns Charlie is also with Hatch -- the man she loved four years before. While she's not sure she's cut out for a triad, neither man is going to give her up. (Metamorphosis Series, #1)

Take a ROCKY RIDE with New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author Vivian Arend as she leads you back to the Six Pack Ranch. Anna Coleman might be the law around Rocky Mountain House, but bad boy Mitch Thompson knows that under the stiff RCMP uniform is a woman with a passion for speed and pleasure that matches his own, and he's not giving up until she's his. (Thompson & Sons, #1 -- a Coleman Cowboys spin-off series)

Kit Rocha returns to Sector Four in BEYOND TEMPTATION. A promise to a dying friend backfires when Noah Lennox finds that the girl he was supposed to rescue is all grown up -- and wearing O'Kane ink. He wants to protect her from the secrets of their past, but she wants him. And an O'Kane woman always gets what she wants. (Beyond #3.5, set between Beyond Pain and Beyond Jealousy)

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Book Jane Austen and Food

Jane Austen and Food by Maggie Lane is a culinary examination of the role and meaning of food and meals in Jane Austen's works, and it's $2.99 at Amazon right now. The book is a mix of literary analysis, a history of food customs, and a behind-the-scenes peek at what food meant to the women and men at that time, and how food is represented in each Austen story.


What was the significance of the pyramid of fruit which confronted Elizabeth Bennet at Pemberley? Or of the cold beef eaten by Willoughby on his journey of repentance to see Marianne?

Why is it so appropriate that the scene of Emma's disgrace should be a picnic, and how do the different styles of housekeeping in Mansfield Park relate to the social issues of the day?

While Jane Austen does not luxuriate in cataloguing meals in the way of Victorian novelists, food in fact plays a vital part in her novels.

Her mainly domestic plots are deeply imbued with the rituals of giving and sharing meals. The attitudes of her characters to eating, to housekeeping and to hospitality are important indicators of their moral worth. This culminates in the artistic triumph of Emma, in which repeated references to food not only contribute to the portrait of her world, but provide an extended metaphor for the interdependence of a community.

In this original, lively and well-researched book, Maggie Lane not only offers a fresh perspective on the novels of Jane Austen, but illuminates a fascinating period of food history, as England stood on the brink of urbanisation, middle-class luxury, and a revolution in the role of women.

Ranging over topics from greed to gender to mealtimes and manners, and drawing on the novels, letters and Austen family papers, she also discusses Jane Austen's own ambivalent attitude to the provision and enjoyment of food.

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Book Harlequin E Contemporary Box Set

 

The Harlequin E Contemporary Romance Box Set is available for pre-order for $3.82-$4.99 right now. The box set came out 4 February, . From the email about the deal, it seems Harlequin E is introducing new authors with this box set and rewarding readers who pre-order:

Unlike many boxed sets, the books here have never been published before. After 90 days, Harlequin will 'blow up' the box, and each of the four titles will be available only as single books, for $3.99 each. The idea is to reward readers who take a chance on the new imprint with a price which will not come around again.

NB: Coming In from the Cold features a bearded Olympian hero who gets stuck in a Jeep in a blizzard in Vermont. That sound you heard was all of my catnip alarms ringing at once.

Four Romances for One Amazing Price

Stranded together by a blizzard, scholar-turned-farmer Willow Reade and bad-boy ski champion Dane "Danger" Hollister generate enough body heat to make it through the night. But the sparks don't stop flying when the snow does….

When stressed-out single mom Kayla Clark hires "retired soldier" Ronnie Brown from Man Maid to whip her household into shape, she's not expecting him to be young, hot and willing to take care of her more personal needs….

Vetrinarian Sarah Tyler isn't going to wait another eternity for hotshot photographer J. D. Damico to kiss her again. And she's gambling that what happens in Vegas will change her luck!

Bakery owner Marissa Llewellyn has always been sweet on sheriff Jax Carlisles, but her efforts to help a wayward teen have her bending the rules he's bound to uphold….

Indulge your craving for fresh contemporary romance with this collection of four full-length novels!

Coming in from the Cold by Sarina Bowen
Maid to Fit by Rebecca M. Avery (Man Maid, Book 1)
Calling His Bluff by Amy Jo Cousins
Baker's Law by Denise McDonald

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Book Hearts of Darkness Kira Brady

Hearts of Darkness by Kira Brady is still $1.99 at Amazon, though the price has risen at other vendors. This is the first book in a paranormal urban fantasy series with dragon shifters that takes place in Seattle. Readers who enjoyed it say the hero is terrific, the setting is excellent and the world building deeply immersive - though it starts out slowly and builds over the first half. 

In the first of a dazzling new romantic trilogy, one woman’s courageous search plunges her into a millennia-old supernatural war—and an irresistible passion…

Nurse Kayla Friday has dedicated her life to science and reason. But for her, Seattle is a place of eerie loss and fragmented, frightening memories. And now the only clue to her sister’s murder reveals a secret battle between two ancient mythologies…and puts Kayla in the sights of lethally-sexy werewolf mercenary Hart. He’ll do whatever it takes to obtain the key to the Gate of the Land of the Dead and free what’s left of his soul.

But seducing the determined Kayla is putting them at the mercy of powerful desires neither can control. And as the clock ticks down to hellish catastrophe, the untested bond between Kayla and Hart may lead to the ultimate sacrifice.

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Categories: Ebooks, Free or Cheap Ebooks, General Bitching


News, Links, Neat Stuff, and Funny Stuff

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by SB Sarah

Hey! It's time for some links, because the internet never ceases to be interesting and entertaining (thank heavens!).

First: housekeeping! I'm going on vacation next week with my family, and while the mayhem and hilarity will continue at its usual buttery pace, I'm going to be posting deals 3 times next week instead of daily.

I'll be around so don't go breaking things! (I really, really love this site and our community so I can't stay away, for reals). I also may be on Twitter attempting to speak like a snowboarder while keeping a straight face. 

Gnar the freshy pow pow!

Nope. Still can't do it. 

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Second, Awesome News! The Book Smugglers' Ana and Thea are the editors of the 2013 edition of Speculative Fiction: The Best Online Reviews, Essays and Commentary, and they've unveiled the cover and the contributors. This is "a collection that celebrates the best in online Science Fiction and Fantasy non-fiction."

Word. Check out the cover of most excellentness: 

The Speculative Fiction 2013 cover - a giant robot with an at symbol - like in email - on his belly

 

Along with Ana and Thea, Jim C. Hines, NK Jemisin, and other smarty folks, Carrie Sessarego is among the contributors, too - woo hoo! (And I have it on good authority by virtue of the squee in my inbox that Carrie is very excited). The collection will be released in April 2014. Way to go, y'all! 

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I'm over at Kirkus this week, talking about my current reading slump, which is getting me a bit down. I haven't been able to really get into any of the books I've tried (I hate that!) and have resorted to a multi-step slump-busting regimen.

Reading slumps are also—for me, anyway—self-fulfilling prophecies. I approach most books with the intention to enjoy them. I want to like what I'm reading, and I'm predisposed towards feeling positive about any book I pick up. So my feelings of discouragement diminish my high expectations and I become hesitant about picking up anything, worrying that if I haven't enjoyed the last 4 or 5 books, I won't enjoy the next one, either. And, since reading romance is my most-favoritest thing, I start to worry even more that the magic has worn off and I won't be able to enjoy it again.

Yes, clearly I overthink this—just a bit. I think my inner melodramatic 12-year-old-self is in charge of my reading worries sometimes. Sheesh. 

What do you do when you're in a slump? Any cookbooks or travel books you like to read? 

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Via Jonathan Allen: learn literary terms using Taylor Swift lyrics. Given that I used to teach how to cite sources by handing college freshment tabloids and having them write articles wherein they had to cite the quoted material properly, I am ALL FOR THIS. 

My favorite part? "This article was written by teen reporters from The Mash, a weekly publication distributed to Chicagoland high schools." Hell, yeah it was. 

1. Color Imagery

Definition: Imagery is a word or group of words in a literary work which appeal to one or more of the senses: sight, taste, touch, hearing, and smell, used to intensify the impact of the work. And so color imagery is -- you guessed it -- appealing to the senses using color.

Taylor’s use: “Losing him was blue, like I’d never known missing him was dark gray, all alone forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met but loving him was red,” from “Red."

Also: you've never lived until you've graded 20+ papers all quoting Britney Spears.

What links online are making you happy today? 

Categories: General Bitching, The Link-O-Lator


Review: Scarlet Devices by Delphine Dryden

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Grade: B-
Title: Scarlet Devices
Author: Dryden
Publication Info: Berkely Sensation 2014
ISBN: 978-0-425-26578-9
Genre: Science Fiction/Fantasy

Book Scarlet Devices - two people in steampunk costumes goggles and gears included against a sepia background Scarlet Devices is a fun steampunk romance road trip, in which contestants drive and fly in steam-powered contraptions across the Continental US for a cash prize and heaps of glory.  It has moments of brilliance and although I didn’t swoon over it, I sure did have a good time.

Scarlet Devices is about Eliza Hardison, who enters a cross-country race.  One of her competitors is Matthew Pence, a childhood friend.  Matthew is trying to win the race, but he’s also trying to keep an eye on Eliza because he feels protective towards her.

This book is brilliant in some ways and glaringly odd in other ways.  One thing I had trouble with was understanding the background and the way the world is organized.  Because this is the second book in a series of stand alones (the first is Gossamer Wing) I don’t know how much exposition happens in the previous book.  I could keep up, and I sort of appreciated being expected to keep up without having massive info dumps explaining every detail.  But I also enjoyed a foray over to Dryden’s website where she lays it all out for you – the history of the world, complete with maps.  Even if you don’t read the book, if you enjoy steampunk, take a look at her blog.  It’s fun and very well thought out.

Here’s the weirdest thing about the book – what’s with the rejection of Chinese “Old Ways”?  I was all excited by the cover, which shows an Asian woman, because I like to see more diverse representation in all kinds of media.  Sure enough, our heroine Eliza, is the granddaughter of the famous (in the book's world) Eliza Chen.  But she although she carries on her grandmother’s legacy of crusading for worker’s rights, Eliza is quick to remind people that her last name is “Hardison”.  I mean, she is REALLY quick on the draw, as though offended by being called “Eliza Chen”.  Then repeatedly she reassures people that she doesn’t follow “the old ways”.  What old ways?  Why doesn’t she follow them?  Does she honor her Chinese heritage in any way?  Because it seems like she’s not only obsessed with rejecting her heritage, but with making sure everyone knows it.

The story of someone from an immigrant family with an ancestor who casts a long shadow could be fascinating.  Eliza could be eager to establish her own identity and escape accusations of nepotism.  She could be anxious to assimilate to avoid racism.  But none of this is addressed.  Since this is the second book in a series, it’s possible that I missed some background, but I was disappointed to see a woman of color appear to have internalized racism without that being addressed more.

Finally, and it pains me to say this, the villain is a terrible villain – just terrible.  Here’s why:

1.  He has not read The Evil Overlord List.

2. He gloats, he reveals his plans, and his plans involve keeping his prisoners captive until he can kill them slowly, which is a classic rookie mistake.

3.  He’ll never get away with it. 

Look, I live in Gold Rush Country and because I’m the parent of a fourth grader I have spent the last year driving ten year children around the foothills on mining related field trips.  Every now and the ten-year olds stop poking each other and giggling and playing with sticks long enough for all of us to learn something on these trips, and one thing I learned is that mining is hard.  No matter how expendable your miners are, they do actually have to be able to pay attention to their work if you want them to extract actual stuff.  Mining is difficult.  So doping up your miners on opium isn’t just evil – it’s dumb.  You’ll never get away with it in the sense that you won’t get any quicksilver, just a lot of stoned employees.

The book is at its best when it explores the camaraderie among the racers.  There are other women, and the entire group forms an alliance to make it through the most dangerous parts of the race.  This is especially true once they realize an outside party is attacking them.  I liked seeing them work together and was considerably more invested in a side romance between two other racers than in the romance of the main couple.  I also loved the adventurous aspect to it.  It’s been a long time since I read something that was so clearly and joyfully a road movie.  I felt like I was travelling along with a group of friends, harassed by bad weather and explosions, but comforted by fabulous French food and camaraderie.

When it comes to the main couple, I never felt that invested in them, which is frustrating because I can’t pinpoint why the relationship fell flat for me.  The relationship is at it’s best when it comes to sexuality.  It’s very difficult to impress me with a sex scene but lately I’ve come across a few authors who make it funny, realistic, erotic, and character building – and this is one of them.  There are only two sex scenes but they are both lengthy and explicit.  More importantly, they work with the characters.  You can see the characters' relationship developing through the scene.  You can see Eliza become more confident and Matthew learn to lighten up and trust her more.  The scenes are an integral part of the story.  I never felt like the author said, “Oh, I’m at page 74 – this is where the publisher says there should be some sex!”  And I love a funny, awkward sex scene and my goodness this is hilarious.  And daring, and funny.  I never loved Eliza so much as when she was trying to figure out what she wanted from this relationship and how far she wanted to take it.

This book was all over the place.  Parts of it deserved an A plus and parts a C or lower.  I’m going to average it out with a B- on the strength of the side characters, the fun of the adventure, the joy of watching Eliza find out what she wants out of life, and those very well-written, very hot, very funny sex scenes.  The stuff with the villain was ridiculous and the stuff with Eliza’s heritage was definitely perplexing and possibly enraging, but I’m withholding at least some judgment because there may be some details I missed in prior or upcoming books.  In general, this is a fun, sexy, steampunk adventure romance.


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Categories: General Bitching, Reviews, Reviews by Author, Authors, D-G, Reviews by Grade, Grade B


Classic Romance - Which One First? Elizabeth Lowell Recommendations

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Classic Romances- Which One FirstTime to collect all the recommendations you made for which Elizabeth Lowell novel you recommend to new readers - and this one was a bit of a challenge because Lowell writes in at least three genres with several different names. Whenever we collect reader recommendations, I think it's so neat that usually, we end up raving about the same set of books. Hence, the reason for "Which One First?"

The Rec League - a tattered book w a heard on it

I'm also trying a new feature to tie all the recommendation threads together, whethere they're about classic backlist and older titles, a specific author, or a type of book or plot device.

Introducing: The Rec League! Reader recommendations are often the best way to find new and excellent reads, and I know all of you are always hunting for good books. I want to make it easier for you to find recommendation threads, so I'll collect them all with that tag.

And now, on with our Elizabeth Lowell recommendations! 

There's a lot to choose from: early category romances, historicals, and romantic suspense are on this list. 

If you've never tried Elizabeth Lowell, I hope this page might help you find a terrific book. 

Untamed, Forbidden, and Enchanted (1993-94)
Medieval historical romance

Book Untamed Book Forbidden Book Enchanted

Untamed ( A | BN | K | ARe )
Forbidden ( A | BN | K | ARe )
Enchanted ( A | BN | K | ARe )

I recommended this set in the original post, but this is a reader favorite even among those, myself included, who aren't huge medieval fans. Jennifer B said it best: " The medievals are good if you want some light witchcraft and magic with your alpha males and broadswords."

I ask you, who doesn't want light witchcraft and magic with alpha males and broadswords? 

 

 

The Only Series: Only His, Only Mine, Only You, Only Love, Autumn Lover, Winter Fire (1991-1996)
Western Historical, post Civil War

Book Only His Book Only Mine Book Only You

Book Only Love Book Autumn Lover Book Winter Fire

Only His ( A | BN | K | ARe)
Only Mine ( A | BN | K | ARe)
Only You ( A | BN | K | ARe)
Only Love ( A | BN | K | ARe)
Autumn Lover ( A | BN | K | ARe)
Winter Fire ( A | BN | K | ARe)

This is two series that cross at book 5. Only His is the first book of the "Only" series, but Autumn Lover is book 1 of the Maxwells series, and the 5th book in the Only series.

Because that's not confusing, no.

But! It does mean that if you like one, there are five more!

Helen M wrote, "The Medieval trilogy are regular re-reads for me (my copies have the same stepbacks you posted above, Sarah!), but The Only books are my favourites - I can’t believe how little love they are getting here! Only His was the first Lowell I ever read, and Caleb and Willow’s story remains my favourite. Somehow, I read the first four books while I was at uni, and then completely failed until last summer to find out that there were two more in the series - Autumn Lover and Winter Fire. I obviously bought them as fast as my fingers could fly over my keyboard, and devoured them straightaway. Loved them."

 

 

Fever (1988)
Contemporary Romance

Book Only His

Fever ( A | BN | K)

As I said in the comments to the original thread, I love this book. The heroine has been raised in various tribal societies around the world, and so her concepts of time and her interactions with the hero and his ranch hands are fascinating.

Gry wrote, "I must admit that one of her Romances has really stuck with me (the book was Fever) which I read _very_many years ago, and which I recently found again as an e-book *does happy dance*"

That said, Barb warns against some of the older Silhouette Desires, writing, "Her old Silhouette Desires (the red covers—y’all remember those, doncha?) were chock full of uber-alpha asshats who had been done wrong by a woman and are thus treat all women (including our heroine) as scum of the earth.  The women are noble doormats and rarely, if ever, whack the hero upside the head with a clue-by-4.  I really can’t recommend these."

Clue-by-4! HA! Barb also says, "But her old Silhouette Intimate Moments—oh! the angsty goodness!!  “Summer Games” is on my keeper shelf and is re-read often.  (He maybe alpha, but he’s no asshat and she has a really good spine—win,win)." 

Note: Summer Games is also known as Remember Summer, but may be difficult to find. 

 

 

To the Ends of the Earth aka That Danvers Touch (1984) & Tell Me No Lies
Contemporary Romance

Book Only His Book Only His

To the Ends of the Earth ( A | BN | K | ARe) Tell Me No Lies ( A | BN | K)

These two books were mentioned repeatedly by many different readers.

Lynne Connolly said, "My two favourites are “To The Ends of the Earth” and “Tell Me No Lies.” They have that uber-masculine hero, and to modern tastes he might not work, because her heroes always have a cruel streak. One reason “To The Ends of The Earth” works so well for me is the grovel at the end. Epic grovel."

Sandra Antonelli added, "While I love the Donovan series and would recommend those books, I’d like to mention Tell Me No Lies from the mid 80s. Oh, hell, read anything  by Lowell and you can’t go wrong. Her women are always strong, her men often have facial hair (yum) and the research she does for the plots is always detailed and fascinating."

DonnaMarie says Tell Me No Lies is the only romance she's had to replace due to wear and tear. And Sarrible confesses, "To the Ends of the Earth was one of the first romances I ever read (I swiped it from my mom when I was 15 or 16) and I didn’t actually realize what a fucking DICK the hero was until years later. Despite it, I loved Elizabeth Lowell for a long time, for all the reasons everyone has mentioned."

 

 

Love Song for a Raven (1987)
Contemporary Romance

Book Only His

Love Song for a Raven ( A | BN | Out of print - try your library? )

Carol had some wonderful things to say about this book: "Last fall I ran across Love Song for a Raven, which was reprinted in 2006, but originally published in 1987 (in the Silhouette Desire line; isn’t Wikipedia fabulous?). It’s probably the best short romance I’ve ever read (and I’m not a fan of contemporary unless it’s suspense). The couple are the only characters in the book until the end, and each comes to the story battered in ways that make it extremely difficult to believe that love can be theirs. The development of their romance is amazing and believable in spite of the compressed time frame.

"I think it would be fair to call it a category tour de force."

 

 

Reckless Love (1989)
Western

Book Only His

Reckless Love ( A | BN | K)

 

Meg wrote, "OK.  I’m realizing just how much of an unhealthy attachment I developed to Elizabeth Lowell starting in college (when I would escape into the local bookstores and read furtively in the Romance section).  I’m also realizing just how much I enjoy a “hero” who is a jackass as long as there is a ton of angst involved and the situation ends with appropriate levels of groveling (in short: it’s clear WHY I have an attachment to Lowell). I like To the Ends of the Earth quite a bit.  Ditto Remember Summer (which was my first Lowell, so it gets nostalgia points).

"Since I am a horse person, I like most of her westerns, though my favorites are for historical Only His, Only You, Reckless Love, & Winter Fire and for contemporary, Fire and Rain & Granite Man

Susan says, "Hands down, my favorite is Reckless Love. Yes, Ty could be an ass, but he (mostly) redeemed himself and Janna was a sweet mix of vulnerable and strong.  The setting is so vivid and compelling, and the interactions with the wild horses is fascinating—almost more riveting than the romance.

 

 

 

Amber Beach, Jade Island, Pearl Cove, Midnight in Ruby Bayou - The Donovans Series (1997-2000)
Romantic suspense involving jewels: "
Members of the Donovan family, involved in a global gem-trading empire, based in Seattle, Washington"

Book Amber Beach Book Jade Island Book Pearl Cove Book Midnight in Ruby Bayou

Amber Beach ( A | BN | K | ARe)
Jade Island ( A | BN | K | ARe)
Pearl Cove ( A | BN | K | ARe)
Midnight in Ruby Bayou ( A | BN | K | ARe)

Several people mentioned the Donovan series as some of their favorites of Lowell's romantic suspense. Sarrible in particular says, "Amber Beach is one of my go-to sick day reads."

 

So, which Lowell novels are your favorites from this list? Are you thinking of a book wasn't included? Please share in the comments - and, if you've never read Elizabeth Lowell, does this make you want to try one?

Categories: General Bitching, Good Shit vs. Shit to Avoid, Classic Romances: Which One First?


Books on Sale: Gothic Holt, Duran Pre-Order Still On, and Linden and Essex Historicals

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by SB Sarah

Book Almost a Scandal - Elizabeth Essex

Almost a Scandal by Elizabeth Essex is $2.99 right now. This is a historical romance about a woman who enlists in the navy disguised as a boy (obviously), and it's the first book in Essex's Reckless Brides series. Readers on GR really love the hero, too. Have you read this book?

Bold, brazen, and beautiful, the Reckless Brides refuse to play by society’s rules of courtship. But—come hell or high water—they always get their man…

A Lady in Disguise

For generations, the Kents have served proudly with the British Royal Navy. So when her younger brother refuses to report for duty, Sally Kent slips into a uniform and takes his place—at least until he comes to his senses. Boldly climbing aboard the Audacious, Sally is as able-bodied as any sailor there. But one man is making her feel tantalizingly aware of the full-bodied woman beneath her navy blues…

A Man Overboard

Dedicated to his ship, sworn to his duty—and distractingly gorgeous—Lieutenant David Colyear sees through Sally’s charade, and he’s furious. But he must admit she’s the best midshipman on board—and a woman who tempts him like no other. With his own secrets to hide and his career at stake, Col agrees to keep her on. But can the passion they hide survive the perils of a battle at sea? Soon, their love and devotion will be put to the test…

 

 

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 Book One Night in LondonOne Night in London is $1.99, and is the first book in the "Truth about the Duke" series - which is effusively reviewed and has many fans among historical romance readers.

(This book also features a cover that never fails to make me feel a great deal of empathy for the women on the cover, as clearly she is enduring considerably windy gastrointestinal distress. One Night in London... makes demure ladies humble in the retiring room, apparently.)

 A bargain that was all business . . . and pure passion.

Neither wealth nor beauty will help Lady Francesca Gordon win custody of her young niece Georgina, saving the girl from a cruel stepmother; she needs London’s top solicitor for that. But when Edward de Lacey, son of the powerful Duke of Durham, hires away the one man who can do the job, Francesca decides Edward himself must champion her case . . . if only she can melt the dashing lord’s stony heart.

Edward has reason to be guarded, though. London’s tabloids have just exposed a secret that could ruin his entire family. When Francesca offers a unique chance to undo the damage, Edward is forced to agree to a partnership . . . and now, each moment together feeds the flames of his scandalous longing for the passionate widow. But when Georgina disappears, fate will test them both . . . and leave their love hanging in the balance.

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 Book Fool Me TwiceFool Me Twice by Meredith Duran comes out March 25, 2014, but it's still discounted for pre-order right now at $1.99. Meredith Duran is a tremendously talented historical romance writer, so I imagine this book will be worth far more than $1.99 (I haven't read it yet). Buy your future self a present, and when the book magically appears, you can thank you past self for being so thoughtful!

 

Sensible and lonely, Olivia Mather survives by her wits—and her strict policy of avoiding trouble. But when she realizes that the Duke of Marwick might hold the secrets of her family’s past, she does the unthinkable, infiltrating his household as a maid. She’ll clean his study and rifle through his papers looking for information.

Alastair de Grey has a single reason to live: vengeance. More beautiful than Lucifer, twice as feared, and thrice as cunning, he’ll use any weapon to punish those who fooled and betrayed him—even an impertinent maid who doesn’t know her place. But the more fascinated he becomes with the uppity redhead, the more dangerous his carefully designed plot becomes. For the one contingency he forgot to plan for was falling in love...and he cannot survive being fooled again. 

Goodreads | Amazon | BN | iBooks

 

 

Book The Time of the Hunter's Moon

The Time of the Hunter's Moon by Victoria Holt is a Kindle Daily Deal for $1.99 right now at Amazon, it's been matched at BN today. This is a historical/gothic romance originally published in 1983. Some readers adore it as a classic while others really struggle with the old-skool hero and his overbearing, intense ways. Victoria Holt is one of the grand dames of historical romance, and many readers found their way to the genre through her novels.

Cordelia Grant wonders if she is dreaming after she sees a handsome stranger in the forest at the time of the hunter's moon, when legends say a girl will see her future husband. Haunted by the memory of this mystery man, Cordelia begins a new life as schoolmistress at a girl's academy and finds herself pursued by Jason Verringer, a dashing land baron with a scandalous reputation: It is rumored that Jason murdered his wife and mistress.

But he has invaded her thoughts and is competing with the memory of the handsome stranger.

Now Cordelia's destiny depends on finding out the truth about two very different men . . .

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Categories: Ebooks, Free or Cheap Ebooks, General Bitching


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